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This is by far the funniest thread I have seen in the last month or so. Thanks for the laughs...Extra credit? I heard the Army is going to start paying by the pound, you'll be rich...very very rich!
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"thnks 4 pratn merku!"
3-75 84/85, 95/97
"thnks 4 pratn merku!"



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Kid...ah screw it. I'm laughing too hard.
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*1992-1996 USMC CPL
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Obviously you haven't noticed that unknown is always giving me grief about the size of my mitts, sometimes in order to avoid mashing more than one button at a time my superior brain tells my fingers to leave out unnecessary letters.KW Driver wrote:tha fuck is a pund?
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"thnks 4 pratn merku!"
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"thnks 4 pratn merku!"
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:D :D :D :D :D Classic! I just want to know who did this. Come on, fess up! 1000 points to whoever came up with this little gem of a post!
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Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent - that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman and loves only a warrior.
Friedrich Nietzsche
OIF 07-09
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Sua Sponte!
Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent - that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman and loves only a warrior.
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Dude your kidding right? :?
If your the fat one this is what you will need to do to make the weight standard:
Take a .12 gauge double barrel shotgun 1 each, loaded with 00 buckshot. Place it agianst your disgusting gut, pull both tiggers simultaniously (if you can get those sausage fingures in the trigger well). You should feel about 150 lbs of grease, cottage cheese and chewed bubble gum exit your body at the speed of sound. Next, drain out all the gravy trapped in your viens.
At this point you will be half way there.
If your the fat one this is what you will need to do to make the weight standard:
Take a .12 gauge double barrel shotgun 1 each, loaded with 00 buckshot. Place it agianst your disgusting gut, pull both tiggers simultaniously (if you can get those sausage fingures in the trigger well). You should feel about 150 lbs of grease, cottage cheese and chewed bubble gum exit your body at the speed of sound. Next, drain out all the gravy trapped in your viens.
At this point you will be half way there.
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Jesus man you getting a hard on?Southern_Brit wrote:The one in the middle has done his homework - dressed in Para smock complete with wings and DZ patch - even sporting a fucking GMPG!

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