Riddle me this:

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » September 12th, 2005, 9:00 pm

Smiley, Snail would be the correct answer.

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » September 13th, 2005, 10:15 am

SmileyTFJ wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:No, that's not correct, Ranger Hoover.
Are you trying to say he's slower than a SNAIL?

DOH!!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » September 20th, 2005, 6:36 pm

I am one simple word, but I mean different things
One of my meanings brings great forceful swings,
The other of me, may have curve, like the first...
But only one meaning can help quench a thirst.
One of my meanings will often bring cheers,
Either of them could hold a few beers.

What am I?

RideGrrl · Post by **RideGrrl** » September 20th, 2005, 8:19 pm

Hmm. I'm toying with this one.

All I'm coming up with is "punch".

And given the choice, I think I'd spike it with somethin' more fun than beer...

OH!!! A "round"!!! Duh!!!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » September 20th, 2005, 8:22 pm

Not quite, RideGrrl, but good guess. Try again. :D

RideGrrl · Post by **RideGrrl** » September 20th, 2005, 8:22 pm

LOL we posted at the same time! I just edited!

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » September 20th, 2005, 8:41 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:I am one simple word, but I mean different things
One of my meanings brings great forceful swings,
The other of me, may have curve, like the first...
But only one meaning can help quench a thirst.
One of my meanings will often bring cheers,
Either of them could hold a few beers.

What am I?

A Pitcher!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » September 20th, 2005, 8:42 pm

RideGrrl wrote:LOL we posted at the same time! I just edited!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » September 20th, 2005, 8:44 pm

SmileyTFJ wrote: A Pitcher!

Correct, Smiley! :D

RideGrrl, you were close, in the neighborhood. :D

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » September 20th, 2005, 8:46 pm

A man without eyes saw plums on a tree;
He neither took plums, nor left plums Now how can that be?

RTO · Post by **RTO** » September 21st, 2005, 4:24 am

SmileyTFJ wrote:A man without eyes saw plums on a tree;
He neither took plums, nor left plums Now how can that be?

He saw them in a dream.

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » September 21st, 2005, 6:45 am

RTO wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:A man without eyes saw plums on a tree;
He neither took plums, nor left plums Now how can that be?
He saw them in a dream.

Nope! Good try!

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » September 21st, 2005, 8:21 am

Terry Welshan wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:A man without eyes saw plums on a tree;
He neither took plums, nor left plums Now how can that be?
He has no arms.....or balls.

Not quite Ranger Terry Welshan!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » September 21st, 2005, 4:16 pm

If this guy is not telepathic, he must have one eye left to see.