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jumpwannabe
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riddle me this

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My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say. What am I?
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one"
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jumpwannabe wrote:My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say. What am I?
A violin
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riddle

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yep, got it in one, i have been told i post too much already but here is one last one

What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one"
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jumpwannabe wrote:yep, got it in one, i have been told i post too much already but here is one last one

What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?
A Brand new Lieutenant!
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riddle

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:lol:

Having no military experience, I couldn't say Ranger Silverback, I did have something else in mind though.
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one"
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That was coldblooded SSG H8R :lol:
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Embrace the Anger Brother! :lol:
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SSG H8R wrote:
jumpwannabe wrote:yep, got it in one, i have been told i post too much already but here is one last one

What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?
The answer is a cocksucker who posts riddles in a new thread when he could have posted here => http://www.armyranger.com/bb/viewtopic. ... highlight=
I was thinking the same damn thing!
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SSG H8R wrote:
jumpwannabe wrote:yep, got it in one, i have been told i post too much already but here is one last one

What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?
The answer is a cocksucker who posts riddles in a new thread when he could have posted here => http://www.armyranger.com/bb/viewtopic. ... highlight=
Good for you SSG H8R, tell that scumbucket fucktard, who does he think he is?



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