Riddle me this:

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » September 7th, 2005, 1:42 pm

Smiley :D and Ranger Matador275, you would both be correct.

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » September 7th, 2005, 4:27 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:Poke your fingers in my eyes and I will open wide my legs. check book, money orders, or cash, I am greedy and devour them all. What am I?

Ex-wife?

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » September 7th, 2005, 5:21 pm

For the Rednecks :D :

Mary's husband's father-in-law is Mary's husband's brother's brother-in-law, and Mary's sister-in-law is Mary's brother's stepmother. How did this happen?

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » September 7th, 2005, 5:22 pm

SmileyTFJ wrote:For the Rednecks :D :

Mary's husband's father-in-law is Mary's husband's brother's brother-in-law, and Mary's sister-in-law is Mary's brother's stepmother. How did this happen?

A keg at a family reunion?

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » September 7th, 2005, 5:34 pm

Silverback wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:For the Rednecks :D :

Mary's husband's father-in-law is Mary's husband's brother's brother-in-law, and Mary's sister-in-law is Mary's brother's stepmother. How did this happen?
A keg at a family reunion?

Could be, but not the answer I was looking for Ranger Silverback!

lawdog · Post by **lawdog** » September 7th, 2005, 5:47 pm

SmileyTFJ wrote:For the Rednecks :D :

Mary's husband's father-in-law is Mary's husband's brother's brother-in-law, and Mary's sister-in-law is Mary's brother's stepmother. How did this happen?

How bout a hint?

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » September 7th, 2005, 6:01 pm

lawdog wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:For the Rednecks :D :

Mary's husband's father-in-law is Mary's husband's brother's brother-in-law, and Mary's sister-in-law is Mary's brother's stepmother. How did this happen?
How bout a hint?

Mary's father married the _______ of Mary's _______

jumpwannabe · Post by **jumpwannabe** » September 7th, 2005, 6:03 pm

marys father married her husbands sister, I bet that household is a bundle of laughs at thanksgiving!

Which one squeals like a pig, and which one plays the banjo though?

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » September 7th, 2005, 6:10 pm

Read this sentence:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE- SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF- IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Now count aloud the ' F' s in that sentence.

Count them ONLY ONCE; do not go back and count them again.

RTO · Post by **RTO** » September 7th, 2005, 6:12 pm

SmileyTFJ wrote:Read this sentence:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE- SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF- IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Now count aloud the ' F' s in that sentence.

Count them ONLY ONCE; do not go back and count them again.

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jumpwannabe · Post by **jumpwannabe** » September 7th, 2005, 6:16 pm

how many letters are there in the alphabet

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » September 7th, 2005, 6:18 pm

There are six F's in the sentence. One of average intelligence finds
three of them. If you spotted four, you're above average. If you got five, you can turn your nose at most anybody. If you caught six,
you are a genius. There is no catch. Many people forget the OFs. The
human brain tends to see them as "V's" instead of "F's"

RTO · Post by **RTO** » September 7th, 2005, 6:23 pm

jumpwannabe wrote:how many letters are there in the alphabet

How many dumb asses don't have an avatar? Read more. Post less.

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » September 7th, 2005, 8:14 pm

Silverback wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Poke your fingers in my eyes and I will open wide my legs. check book, money orders, or cash, I am greedy and devour them all. What am I?
Ex-wife?

Hmmm.....I don't quite remember typing that riddle. :?

Thanks Ranger Silverback. This version is better.

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » September 8th, 2005, 1:30 pm

My timpini play a rhythmic song
With hammer on anvil I play along.
Down my canal no ship sets course
And I have a stirrup that fits no horse.
What am I?

ArmyRanger.com

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and the keg...

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