Riddle me this:

[SmileyTFJ]

You are walking through a field, and you find something to eat. It doesn't have bones, and it doesn't have meat. You pick it up and put it into your pocket. You take it home and put it on a shelf, but 3 day's later it walks away. What is it?

[Warriorwife]

An egg?

[Darksaga]

My mother-in-laws meatloaf.

[SmileyTFJ]

An egg?

Correct


Ummm....DS, if you eat at your MIL's frequently...that explains a lot!

[Warriorwife]

I run over fields and woods all day.
Under the bed at night I sit not alone.
My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear,
awaiting to be filled in the morning.
What am I?

[SmileyTFJ]

I run over fields and woods all day.
Under the bed at night I sit not alone.
My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear,
awaiting to be filled in the morning.
What am I?

A shoe.

[SmileyTFJ]

There is a clothing store where the owner has devised his own method
of pricing items. A vest costs $20, socks cost $25, a tie costs $15
and a blouse costs $30.
Using his method, how much would a pair of underwear cost?

[Chiron]

$35

[SmileyTFJ]

$35

Nice try Ranger Chiron. But no. :D

[Steadfast]

$50


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[Chiron]

$40

[SmileyTFJ]

No again Ranger Chiron!

No Ranger Steadfast!

[289sotherhalf]

$45. Am I right, Chica?

[SmileyTFJ]

$45. Am I right, Chica?

Of course!

[Steadfast]

dang $10 .


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