For all aspiring Ninjas out there....

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » September 1st, 2005, 5:16 pm

http://www.topsecrettraining.com/combat.html

This is someone's no shit website. Enjoy

Sidenote: All you DEP's will learn all that cool, top secret, kill with your hands training when you go to Basic

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » September 1st, 2005, 9:28 pm

I bet Wrangler is beating off to that website right now!!

Bell · Post by **Bell** » September 1st, 2005, 9:39 pm

wow.

RLTW
Bell

msg_dman · Post by **msg_dman** » September 1st, 2005, 9:42 pm

I have not read crap like that in years. Yup, most units bring in a cherry LT to straighten them out!!

RGR_Dan · Post by **RGR_Dan** » September 1st, 2005, 9:51 pm

I have those.....

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » September 1st, 2005, 9:55 pm

How to snatch a loaded gun right out of a "Gangsta's" hand so damn fast it will literally tear his trigger finger off! (and then how to cave his chest in without skipping a beat)

Draco · Post by **Draco** » September 1st, 2005, 10:06 pm

So hereâ€™s the deal: Instead of you going to all the trouble of flying out to train, and me taking time out of my schedule...I settled on an a GIANT, 3 (count 'em 1-2-3) DVD set as a perfect, economical, and convenient way to deliver this information (for you and for me). It's like spending an entire day with me as your personal hand-to-hand trainer! That's why the entire package is only $187!

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FUCK...I missed it!!

Draco

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » September 1st, 2005, 10:11 pm

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!

The Holmchicken · September 1st, 2005, 10:14 pm

Matador275 wrote:BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

jsmurphy · Post by **jsmurphy** » September 1st, 2005, 11:42 pm

This some deep shit.

I picture an Infomercial on cable TV, hosted by Col Flagg from the M*A*S*H TV show.

..."My nose was still bleeding all over my face, and I couldnâ€™t breathe so well due to the pressure of his 225 pound frame still sitting on my diaphragm and that â€œmeat hookâ€

LLVI_Guy · Post by **LLVI_Guy** » September 2nd, 2005, 12:31 am

Best $127 I ever spent.

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » September 2nd, 2005, 5:08 am

Matador275 wrote:BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!

You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?

msg_dman · Post by **msg_dman** » September 2nd, 2005, 5:22 am

I couldnt find an email link anywhere on the page, I wanted to write this guy an email and tell him what an idiot liar he is.

Horned Toad · Post by **Horned Toad** » September 2nd, 2005, 12:25 pm

shit I feel tougher just reading that page :D