bumper stickers

blinc · Post by **blinc** » August 30th, 2005, 4:03 pm

There's a ton of great ones at http://www.rightwingstuff.com. I think any of the logos can be turned into bumper stickers.

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » August 30th, 2005, 6:58 pm

Annoy a liberal... work hard, be happy.

Everett Ruess · Post by **Everett Ruess** » August 31st, 2005, 9:29 am

Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it

Daisey · Post by **Daisey** » August 31st, 2005, 10:30 am

Everett Ruess wrote:Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it

I like that one!

fireranger · Post by **fireranger** » August 31st, 2005, 11:10 am

Your Little Angel.......
Is My Little Whore!

This one is not nearly as funny now that I have daughters.

Everett Ruess · Post by **Everett Ruess** » August 31st, 2005, 1:01 pm

Daisey wrote:
Everett Ruess wrote:Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it
I like that one!

I had that one on my baby-puke brown, 1973 Buick Regal when I was in High School (along with about 30 other bumper stickers! Mostly punk bands - Corrosion of Conformity, PIL, DOA, etc)

Daisey · Post by **Daisey** » August 31st, 2005, 1:07 pm

Everett Ruess wrote:
Daisey wrote:
Everett Ruess wrote:Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it
I like that one!
I had that one on my baby-puke brown, 1973 Buick Regal when I was in High School (along with about 30 other bumper stickers! Mostly punk bands - Corrosion of Conformity, PIL, DOA, etc)

AFPhil · Post by **AFPhil** » September 2nd, 2005, 9:49 pm

Honk if you demand satisfaction (on the back of the southern Duelists motorhome from the Eee-aye-eee-D'oh episode of the simpsons).

dbap · Post by **dbap** » September 4th, 2005, 1:56 pm

I know, I know, license and registration

You canâ€™t spell manslaughter with out laughter

busamike · Post by **busamike** » September 6th, 2005, 7:51 pm

My 3 are:

1) Keep Working Millions on Welfare Depend on You.

2) When in dought empty the mag.

3) Politians prefer Unarmed Peasants.

RTO · Post by **RTO** » September 6th, 2005, 8:16 pm

1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3. If You Drink, Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
6. Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point.
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
11. If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings."
13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
18. The Earth Is Full -- Go Home.
19. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha.
20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.
21. So Many Pedestrians -- So Little Time.
22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

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RTO · Post by **RTO** » September 6th, 2005, 8:18 pm

1. Cat: The Other White Meat
2. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
3. Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
4. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
5. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
6. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
7. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets
8. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
9. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
10. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
11. Grow Your Own Dope - Plant A Man
12. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
13. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
14. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
15. Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship
16. Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore
17. So you're a feminist... Isn't that precious
18. I need someone really bad... Are you really bad?
19. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
20. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

Cat · Post by **Cat** » September 6th, 2005, 9:21 pm

Saw this one some time ago and it stuck in my mind

Jerry is dead, Phish sucks, Get a job

Speedracer · Post by **Speedracer** » September 7th, 2005, 12:27 pm

couple of my Favorites

If you love something then set it free, if it doesnâ€™t come back then â€œhunt it down and kill itâ€

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » September 7th, 2005, 1:46 pm

RTO wrote: 13. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
14. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
17. So you're a feminist... Isn't that precious
18. I need someone really bad... Are you really bad?
19. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

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