Riddle me this:

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » August 29th, 2005, 10:05 am

Warriorwife wrote:Two legs I have, and this will confound: only at rest do they touch the ground!
What am I?

SmileyTFJ's mom.

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » August 29th, 2005, 10:38 am

SkyShark wrote:
Warriorwife wrote:Two legs I have, and this will confound: only at rest do they touch the ground!
What am I?
SmileyTFJ's mom.

What's Black and Blue and Red all over?

SkyShark after my crippled self beats him down with my crutches!

Warriorwife · Post by **Warriorwife** » August 29th, 2005, 10:50 am

Warriorwife wrote:Two legs I have, and this will confound: only at rest do they touch the ground!
What am I?

A Wheelbarrel!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » August 29th, 2005, 3:14 pm

SmileyTFJ wrote:
SkyShark wrote:
Warriorwife wrote:Two legs I have, and this will confound: only at rest do they touch the ground!
What am I?
SmileyTFJ's mom.

What's Black and Blue and Red all over?

SkyShark after my crippled self beats him down with my crutches!

Bwhahahaha! Too funny! :D

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » August 29th, 2005, 3:14 pm

I am the fountain from which no one can drink.
For many I am considered a necessary link.
Like gold to all I am sought for,
But my continued death brings wealth for all to want more.
What am I?

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » August 29th, 2005, 3:46 pm

Youth?

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » August 29th, 2005, 4:03 pm

the ocean

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289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » August 29th, 2005, 4:14 pm

Sorry Ranger Steadfast and Skyshark, not correct.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » August 29th, 2005, 4:20 pm

knowledge

.

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » August 29th, 2005, 4:27 pm

It's Oil.

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » August 29th, 2005, 4:35 pm

The more there is the less you see.

What is it?

Warriorwife · Post by **Warriorwife** » August 29th, 2005, 4:41 pm

Nothing!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » August 29th, 2005, 4:42 pm

Warriorwife wrote:Nothing!

I guess that could work, but not quite.

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » August 29th, 2005, 4:49 pm

Darkness?

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » August 29th, 2005, 4:53 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:The more there is the less you see.

What is it?

My paycheck when the wife or government gets a hold of it.