Riddle me this:

Military Humor. Laugh at me. Laugh at you. Laugh at them.

Moderator: Site Admin

Post Reply
Daisey

Post by Daisey »

Abell9 wrote:A chair has a head with hair? A tail with tea. What kind of fucking chairs you dudes sit in????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
LOL...if you chop off my head (the letter "c")...you're left with "hair".
If you chop off my tail (the letter "r")...your left with "chai"...which is tea!!!
Rock Island Ranger
Ranger
Posts: 10935
Joined: February 8th, 2004, 10:00 pm

Post by Rock Island Ranger »

TEXASDAISY_27 wrote:
Abell9 wrote:A chair has a head with hair? A tail with tea. What kind of fucking chairs you dudes sit in????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
LOL...if you chop off my head (the letter "c")...you're left with "hair".
If you chop off my tail (the letter "r")...your left with chai...which is tea!!!

Ohhhhhhhh, that is sooooo cute. :roll: Now can we get back to sex and violence.
RS Class # 7-76

I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.

¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?

The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
Daisey

Post by Daisey »

Abell9 wrote:
TEXASDAISY_27 wrote:
Abell9 wrote:A chair has a head with hair? A tail with tea. What kind of fucking chairs you dudes sit in????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
LOL...if you chop off my head (the letter "c")...you're left with "hair".
If you chop off my tail (the letter "r")...your left with chai...which is tea!!!

Ohhhhhhhh, that is sooooo cute. :roll: Now can we get back to sex and violence.
You're the boss...and it's your turn. :twisted:
SmileyTFJ

Post by SmileyTFJ »

What do you do when there's a fork in your road of life?
289sotherhalf
Supreme Goddess of Drive On/Moderator
Posts: 6922
Joined: April 6th, 2005, 12:39 pm

Post by 289sotherhalf »

Take it???
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
SmileyTFJ

Post by SmileyTFJ »

289sotherhalf wrote:Take it???
Think more literal...this is an easy one!
Warriorwife
DSOTYR - Ranger Wife
Posts: 3491
Joined: February 16th, 2005, 6:03 am

Post by Warriorwife »

SmileyTFJ wrote:What do you do when there's a fork in your road of life?
Use a spoon.
SmileyTFJ

Post by SmileyTFJ »

Warriorwife wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:What do you do when there's a fork in your road of life?
Use a spoon.
:lol: :lol:
Or just pick it up!

Someone elses turn...my phone's ringing!
289sotherhalf
Supreme Goddess of Drive On/Moderator
Posts: 6922
Joined: April 6th, 2005, 12:39 pm

Post by 289sotherhalf »

SmileyTFJ wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Take it???
Think more literal...this is an easy one!
Sorry, :oops: . Who is taking the next one?
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
User avatar
SAWgunner4fun
Ranger
Posts: 174
Joined: May 29th, 2005, 10:28 am

Post by SAWgunner4fun »

~bump~
289sotherhalf wrote:Sorry, :oops: . Who is taking the next one?
So has anybody got one?
A-co 1/75 Oct 2002-Jul 2005
C-co 1/75 Jul 2005-Feb 2006
HHC 1/75 Feb 2006-Present
Ranger School Class 11-04

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall

-The Doors
Warriorwife
DSOTYR - Ranger Wife
Posts: 3491
Joined: February 16th, 2005, 6:03 am

Post by Warriorwife »

If two hours ago, it was as long after one o'clock in the afternoon as it was before one o'clock in the morning, what time would it be now?
Darksaga
Soldier
Posts: 1264
Joined: June 30th, 2005, 9:16 am

Post by Darksaga »

Time for a Guiness! :D
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
*1992-1996 USMC CPL
* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams
Warriorwife
DSOTYR - Ranger Wife
Posts: 3491
Joined: February 16th, 2005, 6:03 am

Post by Warriorwife »

Darksaga wrote:Time for a Guiness! :D
There's one in every crowd! :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
SmileyTFJ

Post by SmileyTFJ »

9 o'clock (Still time for a Guiness). :lol:

Here is a strange little site...but an interesting riddle with different levels (I think 81 at this time). This ought to keep true riddlers occupied for awhile:

Not pr0n Riddle
Warriorwife
DSOTYR - Ranger Wife
Posts: 3491
Joined: February 16th, 2005, 6:03 am

Post by Warriorwife »

Yep!
Nine o'clock. Since there are twelve hours between the two times, and half of that time equals six, then the halfway mark would have to be seven o'clock. If it were seven o'clock, two hours ago, the time would now be nine o'clock

Your up!
:wink:
Post Reply

Return to “Good Humor Popsicle Zone”