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Blacksheep22 wrote:At least he's not a leg-shaving homo from one of those Georgia Battalions. Welcome aboard newbie. Have fun in South Rainier.
Oh yea, being a boy loving cock holster is better, right?
Training at 2nd Batt.
At the first station Rangers , we will train on the PB-69A1. (Plastic Boy) Step one: Take the PB-69A1 and remove its lower cover (Pants) Step Two: Place your lips firmly on PP-1 adapter (Plastic Penus) StepThree: Move head up and down on Adapter until it become hard and erect. Step 4: When PB adapter is warmed up with friction it will release duck butter into your mouth cavity.
After we have mastered this technique, we will train on how to mount the PB-69A1 and perform a rear insertion technique and be mounted by the PB-69A1 with the PP-1 adapter. When you are comfortable with this and able to perform all 3 manuvers to please your partner, we will replace the PP-1 adapter with the PP-13 extendo 13 inch adapter which is more life like and more like our Southern Battalions clients.
How come you're so familiar with the instuctions?
It IS true them boys from the other batts are funny, explains why they always wanted to spoon during school, EVEN INDOORS!!!
As for YOU cherry if your in Cco 1st plt, go ask the 3rd squad leader the favorite thing that our team leader "Boissy" used to LOVE to do to the psychos.
HAHAHA YOU MISSED ME!!!
C 2/75 '01'03 OEFx2
RS 3-02
100/442 IN USAR OIF (Check out the Nov26 Edition of the Army Times cover for one of the dipshits I served with in Iraq)
currently with D 1/505 PIR 3Bct 82nd Abn
Blacksheep22 wrote:At least he's not a leg-shaving homo from one of those Georgia Battalions. Welcome aboard newbie. Have fun in South Rainier.
Oh yea, being a boy loving cock holster is better, right?
Training at 2nd Batt.
At the first station Rangers , we will train on the PB-69A1. (Plastic Boy) Step one: Take the PB-69A1 and remove its lower cover (Pants) Step Two: Place your lips firmly on PP-1 adapter (Plastic Penus) StepThree: Move head up and down on Adapter until it become hard and erect. Step 4: When PB adapter is warmed up with friction it will release duck butter into your mouth cavity.
After we have mastered this technique, we will train on how to mount the PB-69A1 and perform a rear insertion technique and be mounted by the PB-69A1 with the PP-1 adapter. When you are comfortable with this and able to perform all 3 manuvers to please your partner, we will replace the PP-1 adapter with the PP-13 extendo 13 inch adapter which is more life like and more like our Southern Battalions clients.
How come you're so familiar with the instuctions?
Cause I asked Matador and Earthpig why they were so fucking weird and they sent me their Training POI from 2nd Batt. as explanation along with the standard issued Artificial Tanning Lotion since you pasty fags never see the sun.
RS Class # 7-76
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
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The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
