20 Ways For Women To Tell That They've Had A Little too

[undergoodcanopy]

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.

2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my
butt while yelling "WOO-HOO!" is truly the sexiest dance
move around.

3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass
and honestly believe I could do it too.

4. In my last trip to pee, I realize I now look more like a homeless
hooker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. submarine sandwich on the floor
(which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up
and carry on eating it.

6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.

7. I get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new
song plays because "Oh my God! I love this song!"

8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.

9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing
or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I
keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just
lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.

14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.

15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this
the WRONG WAY but..."

16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's up when I sit on it.

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing)
and take a quick nap.

19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down
on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having
problems walking straight.[/b]

[Towedjmpr]

I know this woman.

[paracowboy]

I married this woman.

And I got the better of the deal.
Poor girl.

[Daisey]

6. I start telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.

7. I get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new
song plays because "Oh my God! I love this song!"

[Mom in Texas]

:D :D :D

[289sotherhalf]

6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.




11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I
keep them half closed (more like one open, one closed, so I can focus better)