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Two of the needed four letters are the same and is the most used letter in the English language, you should remember this one, WW. :wink:
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Geeee??
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Ok, not exactly--

This one was a bit confusing, so here it is--

Queue--remove "UEUE", say Q. Q and queue are pronounced the same.

Alright, WW, wanna come up with one next?
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That was a good one! :wink:


A horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 25 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible?
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Warriorwife wrote:That was a good one! :wink:


A horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 25 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible?
You said the horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope.......not tied down and anchored.

Or, there is another bail of hay closer than the one 25 ft. away.

Or, the horse is named Mr. Ed and demanded that the ranch hand move the damn bail closer!

In any case, I am correct. :D
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Your first answer Ranger Centermass is correct.

The rope isn't tied to anything, so the horse can go freely to anywhere it pleases.

Your turn! :wink:
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What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

If Tin Whistles are made of tin....what do they make Fog Horns out of?
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Warriorwife wrote:Your first answer Ranger Centermass is correct.

The rope isn't tied to anything, so the horse can go freely to anywhere it pleases.

Your turn! :wink:
Ok,

Here I go.

There is cold beer in the fridge right now.

Problem is that CM's other half is out doing a favor for one of her friends by driving 20 miles to pick her idotic husbands' ass up from work because last night, he was caught driving the family van with a revoked drivers license (habitual DWI) had the odor of an alcohol beverage on his breath, their van was impounded and they can't get it out until tomorrow.

Then she has to drive another 20 miles just to get his sorry ass home, and another 35 miles to get back here.

She went because if I did, I would literally beat both the stupidity and the alcohol out of this idiots body.

Q. How do I get the beer from the fridge over here to the firing pos. without having to fetch it myself? :lol:
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Slowpoke wrote: If Tin Whistles are made of tin....what do they make Fog Horns out of?
Old Rangers? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Warriorwife wrote:
Slowpoke wrote: If Tin Whistles are made of tin....what do they make Fog Horns out of?
Old Rangers? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Warriorwife wrote:That was a good one!


A horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 25 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible?

If the the Horse was tied to a stake in the middle of the padok on the 15 ft rope, it would have a 30 ft radius in which to move, therefore would be able to eat the hay as long as it was within the 30 ft radius. :wink:


Centermass wrote:Q. How do I get the beer from the fridge over here to the firing pos. without having to fetch it myself?
Train the dog to do it! :roll:
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Q. How do I get the beer from the fridge over here to the firing pos. without having to fetch it myself?
Move the 'puter to the kitchen Einstein!
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Kilted Heathen wrote:
Q. How do I get the beer from the fridge over here to the firing pos. without having to fetch it myself?
Move the 'puter to the kitchen Einstein!
Or move the Fridge to the computer! :lol:
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Kilted Heathen wrote:
Q. How do I get the beer from the fridge over here to the firing pos. without having to fetch it myself?
Move the 'puter to the kitchen Einstein!
AbnRgr289 wrote:Or move the Fridge to the computer!
I'll make sure if I ever need brain surgery, you 2 will be the first on my list to call.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Centermass wrote:I'll make sure if I ever need brain surgery, you 2 will be the first on my list to call.
ImageAlright, I'm ready, get on that coffee table over there!! This will only take a second! :twisted:
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