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289sotherhalf
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Warriorwife wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Wholesome?
Yep!

OK, next time I'm bringing out the big guns. :wink:
:lol: :lol: Right on, WW, bring 'em. :wink: I have to get some caffeine in me so I can wake up though, :D .

What is the second most used letter in the English language? Hint: it is also the first letter of the most used word in the English language.
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I..??
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Nope. Try again :wink: .
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"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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E..??
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:? Didn't you have A on here before? :wink: By the way, A is third. E is number one. So you are getting close. :D
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Post by Warriorwife »

289sotherhalf wrote:
What is the second most used letter in the English language? Hint: it is also the first letter of the most used word in the English language.
The letter T ?
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You got it, WW. :D You're up.
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"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Post by Warriorwife »

289sotherhalf wrote:You got it, WW. :D You're up.
Just goes to show you what that second cup of coffee can do. :lol: :wink:


I am a lolly fanatic and love my jelly beans. I have an insatiable appetite for them. There is a jelly bean jar sitting in front of me that has a capacity for 500 jellybeans. If I can eat jelly beans at a rate of 20 jellybeans per 30 seconds (slow I know but my jaw is sore at the moment) and require 2 'rests' per 100 jellybeans, how long will it take me to eat the amount of jellybeans in front of me.
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

Hmmm, that one is a little tricky.

Ok, the jar has a capacity for 500 jellybeans, but does it actually have any in it?

I would say no, in which case, it wouldn't take any time because there would be none to eat.

If there were any jellybeans (500 at that), there is not enough info to answer. You don't know how long the "rest" periods are.
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

289sotherhalf wrote:
RTO wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:What has a foot on each end and one in the middle?
a porn star? :twisted:
:roll: :lol: :lol:

Umm, no Ranger RTO, not quite.
Oh, BTW, Ranger RTO, nice sig line. Just noticed it. Comanche, very creative. :D
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"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

What 5 letter word can have its last 4 letters removed and still sound the same?
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289sotherhalf wrote:What 5 letter word can have its last 4 letters removed and still sound the same?
peeee :lol:
It's all good.
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Post by RTO »

289sotherhalf wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:
RTO wrote: a porn star? :twisted:
:roll: :lol: :lol:

Umm, no Ranger RTO, not quite.
Oh, BTW, Ranger RTO, nice sig line. Just noticed it. Comanche, very creative. :D
Thank you, I'm still trying to find a language/code that Smiley :D can't break. Only took her 30 min. to decipher this message without her knowing it was Comanche either. :evil: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

Vee wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote: :D Coochee! :D
:? :? :? :P

It's Marie you dummie
Yes it is! :evil:

Why, because I said So!! :shock: :roll: :roll:
RTO wrote:FUCK Marie! :evil:


:lol: :lol: :lol:


No, you do that to Coochee!! :twisted: :wink:
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Post by RTO »

AbnRgr289 wrote:
Vee wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote: :? :? :? :P

It's Marie you dummie
Yes it is! :evil:

Why, because I said So!! :shock: :roll: :roll:
RTO wrote:FUCK Marie! :evil:


:lol: :lol: :lol:


No, you do that to Coochee!! :twisted: :wink:
No, :D Marie! .... :twisted: :wink:
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