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BRAND NEW STAMP!

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The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of Senator Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements .

However, in daily use it was shown that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.

This enraged Senator Clinton, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing, a special presidential commission made the following findings:

*The stamp was in perfect order.
*There was nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
*People were spitting on the wrong side.
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Re: BRAND NEW STAMP!

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undergoodcanopy wrote:The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of Senator Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements .
What achievements?
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Hiding documents?
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I heard something on the news the other day that indicated she submitted very few legislative proposals (less than 25) and half of them were to rename Post Office's. I shudder to think of her in the White House....
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Old Philly Guy wrote:I heard something on the news the other day that indicated she submitted very few legislative proposals (less than 25) and half of them were to rename Post Office's. I shudder to think of her in the White House....
Old Philly Guy, go wash your mouth out with soap!! :roll:
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