The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of Senator Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements .
However, in daily use it was shown that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged Senator Clinton, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing, a special presidential commission made the following findings:
*The stamp was in perfect order.
*There was nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
*People were spitting on the wrong side.
BRAND NEW STAMP!
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BRAND NEW STAMP!
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Re: BRAND NEW STAMP!
What achievements?undergoodcanopy wrote:The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of Senator Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements .
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Old Philly Guy, go wash your mouth out with soap!!Old Philly Guy wrote:I heard something on the news the other day that indicated she submitted very few legislative proposals (less than 25) and half of them were to rename Post Office's. I shudder to think of her in the White House....

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"S.A.F.R.A.!"
Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89