Riddle me this:

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » July 10th, 2005, 10:33 am

Never mind...my girl 289sOtherHalf hooked me up!

centermass · Post by **centermass** » July 10th, 2005, 12:46 pm

Ok.

I've got the answers all figured out..............

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » July 10th, 2005, 12:51 pm

Ranger Centermass,
All we talk about is powder puffs and fingernail polish!

:D

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » July 10th, 2005, 7:10 pm

smileytfj wrote:Ranger Centermass,
All we talk about is powder puffs and fingernail polish!

:D

Bwahahaha!

Yeah, that's it Smiley, powder puffs and fingernail polish, yep......uh.....ok.

Kwith · Post by **Kwith** » July 10th, 2005, 8:00 pm

I know a few; I used to post on a forum where somebody would say a riddle, and the next person would post with the answer, and ask their own riddle. It went on for quite a bit and was pretty fun.

What goes around the world, but stays in a corner?

Vee · Post by **Vee** » July 11th, 2005, 5:42 am

How far can a dog run into the woods?

B 2/75 · Post by **B 2/75** » July 11th, 2005, 5:57 am

6. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.

There are none of the letter E in the paragraph. E is supposed to be the most common letter in the English language, but evidentaly not here.

Damn those public school systems of today. Somebody's been shortsheeted.

centermass · Post by **centermass** » July 11th, 2005, 6:27 am

Vee wrote:How far can a dog run into the woods?

Dunno..............How far?

RTO · Post by **RTO** » July 11th, 2005, 6:43 am

centermass wrote:
Vee wrote:How far can a dog run into the woods?
Dunno..............How far?

Till he decides to stop running!

Ardent Lady · Post by **Ardent Lady** » July 11th, 2005, 7:01 am

Vee wrote:How far can a dog run into the woods?

Ranger Vee, a dog can run halfway into the woods. After that, he's running out of it :)

If there are 5 apples on the counter and you take away 2, how many do you have?

AmyDoll · Post by **AmyDoll** » July 11th, 2005, 8:23 am

You have two.

AmyDoll · Post by **AmyDoll** » July 11th, 2005, 8:25 am

Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.

RTO · Post by **RTO** » July 11th, 2005, 8:41 am

Ardent Lady wrote:
Vee wrote:How far can a dog run into the woods?
Ranger Vee, a dog can run halfway into the woods. After that, he's running out of it :)

Only if the dog wants to come back! :D

IntelToad · Post by **IntelToad** » July 11th, 2005, 9:29 am

I need a beer...