Movie Lines......

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » February 16th, 2004, 5:55 pm

This story could be in a movie. Did ya all know that Apollyon don't drink. Well it's true. He should be invited to every drinking party y'all have or are going to have. He could always be the designated driver. He wanted to drink beer but when he read the bottle and how to open it, he gave up after several days with no results. Frustrated he quit before he started. The top of each beer bottle says, "twist to open". He swore to me he would never dance the twist again.

McD · Post by **McD** » February 16th, 2004, 6:38 pm

Recognize these?
You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

You slimy scumbag, get on your face and give me 25!

Are you a peter puffer?

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » February 16th, 2004, 6:41 pm

"Shutup, Just Shutup - You had me at 'Hello' "

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » February 16th, 2004, 6:50 pm

"Mom, do you ever get that...............unfresh feeling?"

Harris · Post by **Harris** » February 16th, 2004, 6:51 pm

"do you want me to take the hat off?"
"no keep it on"

"fuck me santa fuckme santa fuckme santa"

Cat · Post by **Cat** » February 16th, 2004, 7:15 pm

certiorari wrote:The Princess Bride?

Nope, good guess though. Mine is from "The Goodbye Girl" spoken by Jeff Daniels :?

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » February 16th, 2004, 7:16 pm

Can't guess mine, eh? Even though it's a chick flick.

Looon · Post by **Looon** » February 16th, 2004, 7:19 pm

Spartan wrote:Can't guess mine, eh? Even though it's a chick flick.

OH my god.

Cat · Post by **Cat** » February 16th, 2004, 10:52 pm

Spartan wrote:Can't guess mine, eh? Even though it's a chick flick.

Were you speaking to me or Rgr wm311

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Yours is from Jerry Macquire.

I have another one, the line is:

"Go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here"

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » February 16th, 2004, 11:31 pm

Cat wrote:
Spartan wrote:Can't guess mine, eh? Even though it's a chick flick.
Yours is from Jerry Macquire.

WRONG! It's from 'Night at the Roxbury' starring Chris Kattan and Will Ferrell as Steve and Doug Butabi.

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » February 16th, 2004, 11:34 pm

Cat wrote:"Go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here"

Too easy. As Good As It Gets.

Cat · Post by **Cat** » February 17th, 2004, 5:32 am

Spartan wrote:
Cat wrote:
Spartan wrote:Can't guess mine, eh? Even though it's a chick flick.
Yours is from Jerry Macquire.
WRONG! It's from 'Night at the Roxbury' starring Chris Kattan and Will Ferrell as Steve and Doug Butabi.

Yep you got me

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Cat · Post by **Cat** » February 17th, 2004, 7:56 am

Spartan wrote:
Cat wrote:"Go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here"
Too easy. As Good As It Gets.

Yeah it was too easy. That was more of a comment than a question :D.

I know most of you will get this one:

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war."

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » February 17th, 2004, 9:18 am

Cat wrote:
Spartan wrote:
Cat wrote:"Go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here"
Too easy. As Good As It Gets.
Yeah it was too easy. That was more of a comment than a question :D.

I know most of you will get this one:

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war."

Steadfast wrote:Wasn't that a "Barney (the Purple Bear) Loves G.I. Jane" movie.

Cat · Post by **Cat** » February 17th, 2004, 1:15 pm

Ohhh you were so close, Rgr Steadfast

but no. The Movie was "Full Metal Jacket"

Great movie but there was a similar movie that come out in 1978 that I think is better. It is called â€œThe Boys in Company Câ€

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