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Post by Git-R-Done »

Hey, My name is Fabio. I'm currently attending college with hopes of enlisting as 11x/Airborne (not a US citizen :?) once im done with my bachelors. Once i Receive citizenship, hope to be Ranger.
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Welcome to the site.

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Welcome to the site and good luck with your citizenship.
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Welcome.

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Re: Intro

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Git-R-Done wrote:Hey, My name is Fabio. I'm currently attending college with hopes of enlisting as 11x/Airborne (not a US citizen :?) once im done with my bachelors. Once i Receive citizenship, hope to be Ranger.


Get it straight, you earn citizenship you do not receive it.

Welcome and good luck..
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Post by VAK »

Your name is Fabio? You're that Hippy dude on the butter commercials?

Well Mr. Non-Citizen, I bid you good luck on your quest to become both a citizen and a soldier... Being an American and an American Soldier is to me the greatest of honors on this planet. So, you truly are reaching for the stars aren't you and I actually think that's a good think so where I would normally fuck with you here, I am not going to. However, if you slip on your light buttery spread and step on your dick I will beat you about the head and face with the container for allowing me to miss the opprotunity to fuck with you in the first place... See how it works here, we give you the chance to make something of yourself before pissing on you for failing. Objective lesson: Don't fail and don't be a whiney bitch. Can you handle it.

Oh and from now on, your name is fucking Bob or Joe or Tom. Fabio sounds like your 3/4's of the way through your gay pride parade... Your not a fucking fairy are you BOB?
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Post by Nomad »

Fabio?

You will end up at 1/75 :lol:
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Post by Towedjmpr »

Matador275 wrote:Fabio?

You will end up at 1/75 :lol:
ROFLMAO
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Post by Kilted Heathen »

Oh and from now on, your name is fucking Bob or Joe or Tom. Fabio sounds like your 3/4's of the way through your gay pride parade...
What about Penelope?
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Post by VAK »

Kilted Heathen wrote:
Oh and from now on, your name is fucking Bob or Joe or Tom. Fabio sounds like your 3/4's of the way through your gay pride parade...
What about Penelope?
Man, I was trying to go the other way to keep from laughing my ass off everytime I saw this fucker and you're NOT helping her case... Queen Bee's pouting now I think.
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Post by Git-R-Done »

haha, laugh all you want, it's not like i haven't gotten shit for it ever since i came to the US. And anytime i meet someone i always get the question, "Is that your real name?"
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Post by Kilted Heathen »

Git-R-Done wrote:haha, laugh all you want, it's not like i haven't gotten shit for it ever since i came to the US. And anytime i meet someone i always get the question, "Is that your real name?"
Shut the fuck up.
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Git-R-Done wrote:haha, laugh all you want, it's not like i haven't gotten shit for it ever since i came to the US. And anytime i meet someone i always get the question, "Is that your real name?"
Just who are you addressing here!

You need to read the FAQ's and understand the rules of the site!

The sooner you do, the better off you'll be.

You can be a contributing member, learn a lot, and have some fun here.

By not following the rules and conducting yourself in the appropriate manner you will not be welcome here.

Your stay can be short and ruff.

The choice is yours!
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Post by mipuke »

Welcome.............
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