so little jimmy and grandpa are fishing. jimmy sees grandpa pull out a flask and take a swig....he says grandpa can i try that? his grandpa replies is your dick long enough to touch your ass? jimmy says no! his grandpa says then no you may not. an hour later jimmy sees his grandpa light up a pipe. jimmy says hey grandpa can i try that? His grandpa says can your dick reach your ass? jimmy says nope! so another hour passes and jimmy starts eating some chocolate chip cookies. jimmys grandfather says hey jimmy can i have a couple?? jimmy says can your dick reach your ass? his grandpa grins and says YEP! jimmy replies good then go fuck your self these cookies are mine grandma baked them for me!
little humour for you Rangers to enjoy.
little jimmy and grandpa
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At the tender age of four, Little Johnny caught mommy getting out of the shower.
He pointed right at her snatch and said " mommy...what happened to you?"
Mommy said"Er..that's where an Indian got mommy with a tomahawk"
Little Johnny said "That bastard walloped you right in the cunt then, didn't he?"
He pointed right at her snatch and said " mommy...what happened to you?"
Mommy said"Er..that's where an Indian got mommy with a tomahawk"
Little Johnny said "That bastard walloped you right in the cunt then, didn't he?"
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:D :D :D :D :DKilted Heathen wrote:At the tender age of four, Little Johnny caught mommy getting out of the shower.
He pointed right at her snatch and said " mommy...what happened to you?"
Mommy said"Er..that's where an Indian got mommy with a tomahawk"
Little Johnny said "That bastard walloped you right in the cunt then, didn't he?"
The original joke was funny, too.
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