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Babies

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How many babies does it take to paint a house?












Depends on how hard you throw them.
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Re: Babies

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nephilian wrote:How many babies does it take to paint a house?












Depends on how hard you throw them.

You related to Cooley?
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Post by nephilian »

No, Ranger RTO, I thought of that one myself.
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Paint the town red

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nephilian wrote:No, Ranger RTO, I thought of that one myself.
with but one Mangonel and one nephilian we could paint an entire neighborhood red. :lol: :lol: :lol:


.Get an avatar Nephilian.


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Post by nephilian »

Ranger Steadfast, my ability to choose an avatar was revoked due to my choosing one not allowed to DEPs.
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Post by Vee »

nephilian wrote:Ranger Steadfast, my ability to choose an avatar was revoked due to my choosing one not allowed to DEPs.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


That's fuckin funny!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by RTO »

Vee wrote:
nephilian wrote:Ranger Steadfast, my ability to choose an avatar was revoked due to my choosing one not allowed to DEPs.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


That's fuckin funny!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm sure Vee could find a nice avatar that you would enjoy. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by VAK »

nephilian wrote:Ranger Steadfast, my ability to choose an avatar was revoked due to my choosing one not allowed to DEPs.
Those Admin's are a hatefull bunch aren't they? Maybe, just maybe if you weren't retared, you'd not have such problems getting along with folks. If you don't miss your stop and can actually get off of the little yellow schoolbus at home this time, learn to read and act like you've some sense and read, learn and study where you're supposed to be doing such instead of posting jokes that are tasteless, maybe you'd be earning some of your privelages back...

I sincerely don't believe you have the talent to be an Asshat.

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Post by mikelogics »

nephilian wrote:No, Ranger RTO, I thought of that one myself.
No shit.

Do you also live in a van down by the river?
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dumbass
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nephilian

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This avatar looks like a good one to give nephilian

. . . . . . . . . . . Image


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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

Why'd the baby cross the road?



















'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
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Post by Steadfast »

ANGRYCivilian wrote:Why'd the baby cross the road?








'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Angry, I see you are starting to quote yourself, did you forget the blue pill today?

http://www.armyranger.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=13327


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