RANGER Intro

[Jim]

For real trivia. Were you aware that Jimi enlisted in the 101st ABN Div (when it was Airborne, not ASSLT), back in the late 1950's? Understand that he was a good trooper but broke his ankle on a jump -- got a medical discharge. No, Vee, I was not in the unit at the same time.

[Vee]

Wha?.....How?......why?.......am I really that big of a smartass?





That question is of course redundant

[Bradrgr275]

Hey kids...this is my tried and true older bro. Granted, I am much taller, better looking, and can kick his ass with ease... He is one of the major motivating factors for me wanting to be a ranger. Thanks fro being my bro and looking out for me dude. especially when i called you every weekend so i could get the hell out of the barracks and all the "ranger" games that we new privates had to deal with. You are one crazy fucking ranger!!! Love ya bro.

[ROS]

Cool.

Jimi was a rock-GOD!

You know he's booked at all of St Peter's parties.

Him and Morrison.

Shouldn't that say THE rock-God, Ranger Vee? ;) Morrison would be his assistant. :D

There will never be another Jimi. I request a moment of silence for reverence.....

[Bugsy]

Hey kids...this is my tried and true older bro. Granted, I am much taller, better looking, and can kick his ass with ease... He is one of the major motivating factors for me wanting to be a ranger. Thanks fro being my bro and looking out for me dude. especially when i called you every weekend so i could get the hell out of the barracks and all the "ranger" games that we new privates had to deal with. You are one crazy fucking ranger!!! Love ya bro.

Excuse me for sayin this but all this "I love ya" brotherly love is startin to make me fuckin can't you two pick a fight er sumthin?

[Blacksheep22]

Welcome home cabron.

[JHX2/7596_99]

Hey kids...this is my tried and true older bro. Granted, I am much taller, better looking, and can kick his ass with ease... He is one of the major motivating factors for me wanting to be a ranger. Thanks fro being my bro and looking out for me dude. especially when i called you every weekend so i could get the hell out of the barracks and all the "ranger" games that we new privates had to deal with. You are one crazy fucking ranger!!! Love ya bro.

Excuse me for sayin this but all this "I love ya" brotherly love is startin to make me fuckin can't you two pick a fight er sumthin?

OK I know just the thing. Hey bro, you know why your wife likes riding 4-wheelers with me right? Thats right I rode on the back And she liked it
Now I'm going to kick your ass

[Bugsy]

Hey kids...this is my tried and true older bro. Granted, I am much taller, better looking, and can kick his ass with ease... He is one of the major motivating factors for me wanting to be a ranger. Thanks fro being my bro and looking out for me dude. especially when i called you every weekend so i could get the hell out of the barracks and all the "ranger" games that we new privates had to deal with. You are one crazy fucking ranger!!! Love ya bro.

Excuse me for sayin this but all this "I love ya" brotherly love is startin to make me fuckin can't you two pick a fight er sumthin?

OK I know just the thing. Hey bro, you know why your wife likes riding 4-wheelers with me right? Thats right I rode on the back And she liked it
Now I'm going to kick your ass

Now're your talkin my language Ranger, pickin fights and talkin shit. I feel better already. Thanks

[Bradrgr275]

jhx said

OK I know just the thing. Hey bro, you know why your wife likes riding 4-wheelers with me right? Thats right I rode on the back And she liked it
Now I'm going to kick your ass

Ok princess!!! I'll play your game. Feeling Froggy??? Come over here and I'll kick-start your head!!!