Why the AF guys want to become green

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Towedjmpr
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OMFG :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Don't they have civilians to do all that crap?
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Those are some bored muther fuckers........

Probably made by some chapter case..... :roll:
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That piss test was fucking funny!! Thumbs up!!!!!!! LOL!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:D :D

The Air Force. :D

When I was in Rota, Spain, I went to the chow hall (AF=cafeteria), and was awestruck. The tables had table cloths, there was such a variety of food and drink that I could barely decide. And to top it off, after wandering around with my tray looking for the drop off window, I found out that I could have just left it on the table! Can you beleive that?

Rota was like Heaven. All I did for 5 days was wander around the beach and town with my mouth open and glassy eyed.
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Samething happened at Osan in '92. I was completely at a loss. As I was ina high backed leather arm chair, a little Korean woman came up and asked if she could take my tray.

Lazy ass pukes.
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Towedjmpr wrote:Samething happened at Osan in '92. I was completely at a loss. As I was ina high backed leather arm chair, a little Korean woman came up and asked if she could take my tray.

Lazy ass pukes.
Do you remember team spirit "93? There was an article in the Stars & Stripes and they were talking to the Airforce that was participating. Here we are 3 weeks into this field problem wet andmiserable and we get a copy of the new Stars & Stripes,front page story on Team Spirit..........................Airmen signing petition for Pizza. Yes, I shit you not. Tey were all assed up because 1. they had to stay in tents for the 30 day field problem, and 2. General Luck (8th Army Commander at the time) was visiting the tent city and noticed a Pizza Delivery car driving through the tent area looking for a number on a tent. Luck through a fit and demanded no more Pizzas during the field Problem. The Air Force Gen agreed and made it law. Well these Fuck Knuckles decided to contact the "media" To this day I still can't believe it was the front page story. One of the guys was actually quoted by saying,"That's one of the reasons why I joined the Air Force was to have these privilages." :evil:
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The true answer to the question posed by the thread topic is....

'Cause they got tired of blowing each other
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One of the guys was actually quoted by saying,"That's one of the reasons why I joined the Air Force was to have these privilages." Evil or Very Mad
Luckily I was gone at that point. I would have loved to gas that site.
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