Best of Sexual Proverbs

keepsmilin · Post by **keepsmilin** » May 17th, 2005, 10:10 am

Sex is like Snow...

--- You never know how many inches you will get or how long it will last..

~Anonymous

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » May 17th, 2005, 10:20 am

If you can't fuck a Ten...fuck five Twos'! :D

Creeping Death · Post by **Creeping Death** » May 17th, 2005, 1:04 pm

If it smells like battery acid, don't eat it.

Sorry, should have let one of our Brothers put this one up, since he speaks from experience.

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » May 17th, 2005, 1:06 pm

Creeping Death wrote:If it smells like battery acid, don't eat it.

Sorry, should have let one of our Brothers put this one up, since he speaks from experience.

Every couple of weeks that one comes back up