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Crazy Ass Hippies

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See, they kicked me out of the zoo when I climbed in one of the enclosures.
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RangerX wrote:See, they kicked me out of the zoo when I climbed in one of the enclosures.

What the fuck does that have to do with hippies? :lol:
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Vee wrote:
RangerX wrote:See, they kicked me out of the zoo when I climbed in one of the enclosures.

What the fuck does that have to do with hippies? :lol:
Vee, I had the sense to try and get in with the penguins (mmmm, warm soft penguins....but I digress) not the bears.

I determined they were hippies because of their glassy eyed stares, and the fact that they weren't trying to get their bear on. This proves that their only intention was to become one with nature, a purely hippie trait.

It also appears that they have distracted the bear with some sort of hippie paraphernalia, perhaps a proto-pipe.
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Far out!
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Hey Vee:

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Oh, here's a nice hippie girl for you too, since the TOOL has not been around lately.

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Spartan wrote:
Oh, here's a nice hippie girl for you too
I'll see your fully clothed pseudo-hippy and raise a site full o' nekkid soap dodgers.
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RangerX wrote:I'll see your fully clothed pseudo-hippy and raise a site full o' nekkid soap dodgers.
:shock: That's like looking at an Evergreen State yearbook! I'm having Olympia flashbacks! I need to hug a tree, light some sage, and shag a hippie chick!
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RangerX wrote:
Vee wrote:
RangerX wrote:See, they kicked me out of the zoo when I climbed in one of the enclosures.

What the fuck does that have to do with hippies? :lol:
Vee, I had the sense to try and get in with the penguins (mmmm, warm soft penguins....but I digress) not the bears.

I determined they were hippies because of their glassy eyed stares, and the fact that they weren't trying to get their bear on. This proves that their only intention was to become one with nature, a purely hippie trait.

It also appears that they have distracted the bear with some sort of hippie paraphernalia, perhaps a proto-pipe.
It looks more like the bear is checking out her tits :shock:
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That's awesome. I just signed up for an account on hippygoddess.com. Now I can print my own targets!
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Spartan wrote:That's awesome. I just signed up for an account on hippygoddess.com. Now I can print my own targets!
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