Blond Joke

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » April 29th, 2005, 11:22 pm

A blonde lady motorist was two hours from San Diego when she was flagged
down a man whose truck had broken down.
The man walks up to her car and asks, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be delivered to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the
zoo for me? I'll give you fifty dollars for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," says the blonde. So the two chimpanzees are ushered into
the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat
belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver is driving through the heart of San
Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There is the blonde walking down the
street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of the
crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulls off the road and runs over to the blonde.
"What the heck are you doing here?" he demands, "I gave you fifty dollars
to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," says the blonde, but we had money left over---so we
went to the movies!"

HarleyRider · Post by **HarleyRider** » April 29th, 2005, 11:29 pm

roflmao.....good one Ranger

RTO · Post by **RTO** » April 29th, 2005, 11:52 pm

:) :D

fireranger · Post by **fireranger** » April 30th, 2005, 12:02 am

:D :D :D

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » April 30th, 2005, 10:46 am

Old Joke here, What do you call a Blonde standnig on her head?.....................................................................................A brunette.

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » April 30th, 2005, 3:57 pm

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » April 30th, 2005, 4:37 pm

I used to date her........

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » May 1st, 2005, 9:20 am

Bugsy · Post by **Bugsy** » May 1st, 2005, 11:53 am

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » May 2nd, 2005, 11:06 am

:D

Ranger Chiron,

You forgot to mention how the 2 chimps suddenly attcked the lady and ripped half of her face off.

IntelToad · Post by **IntelToad** » May 2nd, 2005, 3:34 pm

:D :D :D

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » May 11th, 2005, 11:30 am

Just heard this one. It is probably old though. I still got a laugh.

What do you call a smart blond?

A Golden Retriever.