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chkray
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Abell9 wrote:
chkray wrote:
Abell9 wrote:OK....define a bad day.
I got my ass whupped.
I got my ass whupped BAD
I got my ass whupped BAD in front of the neighbors.
I got my ass whupped bad by a woman.... in front of the neighbors.
....they filmed it!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And you'd be speaking from experience.

:wink:


:lol: :lol: Mother fucker...don't you have dishes to wash or dinner to cook or sumthin?
(Anybody brings up Panama and Im flyen to your place with a gun)


No - actually, I'm at work - managing properties and making the bacon. My wife, who is also working to make more money that she can give me for putting up with her shit, will be handling the domestic duties tonight.

Oh, and PANAMA!!

What time does your flight arrive??


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Abell9 wrote:
chkray wrote:
Abell9 wrote:OK....define a bad day.
I got my ass whupped.
I got my ass whupped BAD
I got my ass whupped BAD in front of the neighbors.
I got my ass whupped bad by a woman.... in front of the neighbors.
....they filmed it!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And you'd be speaking from experience.

:wink:
:lol: :lol: Mother fucker...don't you have dishes to wash or dinner to cook or sumthin?
(Anybody brings up Panama and Im flyen to your place with a gun)
Panama ? Ok I'll bite .......whats up with Panama ? something happen at the blue goose back in the day?

Or was it Colon?

Do tell Pastor.
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Naaaaa.....Your an asshole and Id be taking shit for months if I spoke of it.....it was close to what I did to your wife though! :lol:
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Abell9 wrote:Your an asshole
Well, yeah, but what does that have to do with the cost of whores in Panama?

:lol:
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

chkray wrote:
Abell9 wrote:Your an asshole
Well, yeah, but what does that have to do with the cost of whores in Panama?

:lol:

Your wife was cheaper.
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Abell9 wrote:
chkray wrote:
Abell9 wrote:Your an asshole
Well, yeah, but what does that have to do with the cost of whores in Panama?

:lol:

Your wife was cheaper.

Have I neglected to remind you that you're a Prick????

And although I hate to break your fantasy bubble, I gotta tell you that my wife is anything but cheap.

It may not be in dollars, but if you spend time around her, she will make you pay.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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C co. 4/9 Inf. (Abn.) '82 - '84
HHC and C. co. 3/75, '84 - '87
4th RTB, '88 - '91
1SG in B co. 1/21 (Gimlets), 25th ID, '91 - '96
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That guy got OWNED!
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

chkray wrote:
Abell9 wrote:
chkray wrote: Well, yeah, but what does that have to do with the cost of whores in Panama?

:lol:

Your wife was cheaper.

Have I neglected to remind you that you're a Prick????

And although I hate to break your fantasy bubble, I gotta tell you that my wife is anything but cheap.

It may not be in dollars, but if you spend time around her, she will make you pay.

Dude....exactly the reason why Im NOT married to her. She's good in the sack but...fuck she was already married to you. :twisted:


Your right, I am a prick...I must repent. ChickRay, I have given heartfelt thought to the degradation I have heaped upon your poor soul as I know me banging your wife has created a void in your relationship. Her loins longing for me, her exposure to REAL love making has left you....in the cold. Hearing her cry my name as you mount her must stab at you. For all of this....I am deeply sorry and regretful. You have my apologies, Sir. From this day forward, I will treat you with utmost respect, admiration, and compassion.







































NOT! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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That's what happens when you try to have a clean fist fight with a giant Sumo Woman.
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RiserBurn wrote:That guy got OWNED!
RB,

Never, ever try to interupt a thread when it's being hijacked by 2 FOG's sweet for each other.

They'll get even more confused and that ain't good....... :roll:


:lol: :lol:
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

centermass wrote:
RiserBurn wrote:That guy got OWNED!
RB,

Never, ever try to interupt a thread when it's being hijacked by 2 FOG's sweet for each other.

They'll get even more confused and that ain't good....... :roll:


:lol: :lol:

That was cold. Very cold. Im not a FOG...Im a 4th degree pink belt stud. Wait...majenta...no, amber...fuck!...No.... Black Belt...yea, that the ticket...A 4th degree ....what the fuck was I saying? :shock:
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Post by Kelly-Belly »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That was great.
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centermass wrote:
RiserBurn wrote:That guy got OWNED!
RB,

Never, ever try to interupt a thread when it's being hijacked by 2 FOG's sweet for each other.

They'll get even more confused and that ain't good....... :roll:


:lol: :lol:
2 FOG's?!? What the fuck do you mean 2 FOG's?? I mean, the Pastor - yeah, sure, no doubt he's a FOG - but me?? I'm a babe in the woods compared to him! Look at the dates!! He got to 1/75 3 full years before I did!!

Hell, he's so old and shriveled up, he has to shove his finger up his ass to scare his dick out so he can take a piss.

Yep, I'm just a kid - a big, strong, studly kid - with a HUGE dick - and I'm not afraid to use it.

:D
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

C co. 1/75, '78 - '81
Ranger Class 2-79
FRD, '81-'82
C co. 4/9 Inf. (Abn.) '82 - '84
HHC and C. co. 3/75, '84 - '87
4th RTB, '88 - '91
1SG in B co. 1/21 (Gimlets), 25th ID, '91 - '96
G3(Air) NCOIC, 25th ID '96 - '97
Honor Grad, School of Brightness, 6-96
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Post by centermass »

chkray wrote:
centermass wrote:
RiserBurn wrote:That guy got OWNED!
RB,

Never, ever try to interupt a thread when it's being hijacked by 2 FOG's sweet for each other.

They'll get even more confused and that ain't good....... :roll:


:lol: :lol:
2 FOG's?!? What the fuck do you mean 2 FOG's?? I mean, the Pastor - yeah, sure, no doubt he's a FOG - but me?? I'm a babe in the woods compared to him! Look at the dates!! He got to 1/75 3 full years before I did!!

Hell, he's so old and shriveled up, he has to shove his finger up his ass to scare his dick out so he can take a piss.
Yep, I'm just a kid - a big, strong, studly kid - with a HUGE dick - and I'm not afraid to use it.

:D
And now back to our regularly schedule tangent of the andy and chucky show:

Abell: did not.....
Chkray: did to.......

Abell: does not......
Chray: does so......

Abell: no you didn't.......
Chkray: oh yes I did.......

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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