How did I get here?

IDon'tCare · Post by **IDon'tCare** » April 25th, 2005, 3:19 am

One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her origin.

"How did I get here, Mommy?" she asks.

Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, "Why God sent you,Honey."

"And did God send you too, Mommy?" she continues.

"Yes, Sweetheart, he did."

"And Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa, and their moms and dads, too?"

"Yes, Honey, all of them, too."

The child shakes her head in disbelief. "Then you're telling me there's been no sex in this family for over 200 years? No wonder everyone is so grouchy!"

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » April 25th, 2005, 12:22 pm

That sounds like something my kid would say! When our son was in pre k, I was pregnant with our daughter. One of his classmates asked," David's mommy, how did your baby get in your belly?" I told him he would have to ask his mommy. So he busts out with, " Well, just tell me, did you swallow it?" I could have died of embarrassment right on the spot.

:D :D I don't know where they come up with some of the things they say.

Mom in Texas · Post by **Mom in Texas** » April 25th, 2005, 12:25 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:That sounds like something my kid would say! When our son was in pre k, I was pregnant with our daughter. One of his classmates asked," David's mommy, how did your baby get in your belly?" I told him he would have to ask his mommy. So he busts out with, " Well, just tell me, did you swallow it?" I could have died of embarrassment right on the spot. :D :D I don't know where they come up with some of the things they say.

Now, that's funny! Kids are great. :D

blueskiesalways · Post by **blueskiesalways** » April 25th, 2005, 1:51 pm

" Well, just tell me, did you swallow it?"
Apparently not...

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » April 25th, 2005, 1:53 pm

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » April 25th, 2005, 2:04 pm

blueskiesalways wrote:" Well, just tell me, did you swallow it?"
Apparently not...

Ya' she did, I have no idea were it came from!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » April 25th, 2005, 2:13 pm

Abnrgr289 wrote:Ya' she did, I have no idea were it came from!

Very funny, mister! I'll remember that tonight!

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » April 25th, 2005, 3:36 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:
Abnrgr289 wrote:Ya' she did, I have no idea were it came from!
Very funny, mister! I'll remember that tonight!

You do, I dont! Was I there? You must gotten me drunk and taken advantage of me!!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » April 25th, 2005, 4:46 pm

Abnrgr289 wrote: You must gotten me drunk and taken advantage of me!!

You can't take advantage of the willing.

Anywho, you know it's too good to forget! :D :D :D

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » April 25th, 2005, 4:51 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:
Abnrgr289 wrote: You must gotten me drunk and taken advantage of me!!
You can't take advantage of the willing. Anywho, you know it's too good to forget! :D :D :D

It must have been you didn't!!!!!

ROS · Post by **ROS** » April 25th, 2005, 4:51 pm

Is this what they refer to as "foreplay"?

blueskiesalways · Post by **blueskiesalways** » April 25th, 2005, 6:41 pm

Getting damn hot in here....