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Horned Toad · Post by **Horned Toad** » April 6th, 2005, 4:25 pm

I just heard today Michael J has a bad case of food poisoning

seems he bit into a 5 year old weiner

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » April 7th, 2005, 10:02 am

Lady to Michael Jackson at the beach.

"Excuse me sir you are in my Sun."

Stickman · Post by **Stickman** » April 8th, 2005, 11:51 am

Why does MJ liked to shop at Kmart?

He heard they had kids pants half off.

Valkur · Post by **Valkur** » April 14th, 2005, 3:52 pm

why does MJ like twentyeight year olds?

because there's twenty of them

SRR2R · Post by **SRR2R** » April 15th, 2005, 4:28 pm

Not sure if this one has been posted or not...

What do Michael Jackson and cavier have in common?

They both "come" on small white crackers.

And here's a freebie,

What is the difference between an onion and a prostitute?

I cry when I cut up an onion...

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » April 15th, 2005, 4:30 pm

And here's a freebie,

What is the difference between an onion and a prostitute?

I cry when I cut up an onion...
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Now that was funny!

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » April 20th, 2005, 12:26 pm

Kilted Heathen wrote:
And here's a freebie,

What is the difference between an onion and a prostitute?

I cry when I cut up an onion...
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Now that was funny!

Fuck Yeah, that was funny!!! :D

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » April 25th, 2005, 1:02 pm

How can you tell if Micheal Jackson has company?

There's a big wheel parked outside his house!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » April 25th, 2005, 1:06 pm

Wait, here's another...

How does Micheal Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue!

What does Micheal Jackson think about when he is reminiscing?

His first nose!

Warriorwife · Post by **Warriorwife** » April 25th, 2005, 1:11 pm

Who's Micheal Jacksons favorite poet?

Emily Dick in son.

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » April 25th, 2005, 1:38 pm

Have you heard about Micheal J's new book?

It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing"

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » April 25th, 2005, 4:24 pm

What is Michaels favorite saying?

If there is no grass on the field, play in the mud....