not to tell basic training stories but....two dipshits in basic put their eye right up against that m-203 sight after the DS must have said 1000 times not to....two biggest fucksticks in the platoon with not only black eyes but nasty ass cuts.i laughed so hard i almost pissed in my official Ft. Benning drawers.
one was a fatboy the other a computer nerd(not that theres anything wrong with that).no hope for the fatboy,he was the official brother of Pyle from Full Metal Jacket...the computer nerd meant well...just had read too many books and tried to rationalize everything.not the best trait to have in the Army.Oh well they'll always have there "idiot scars" to remember their time served.