Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern TV stations are joining together and are planning to do their own, entitled "Survivor: Southern Style." The contestants will start in Montgomery, Alabama travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana. Finally ending up back over in Alabama.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that read: I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go Yankees! Smoking is for Idiots, Hillary in 2004, Deer Hunting is Murder, and I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!
The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins.
New Survivior Show - Southern Style
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They'll never make it!!Montgomery, Alabama travel over to Georgia
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Co. G/143rd INF (LRRS) 89-91
Rgr Class 6-92
Jack of all trades 92-present
"Hope and pray that you'll never need me,
But rest assured I will not let you down.
I'll walk beside you but you may not see me,
The strongest among you may not wear a crown." 3DD
This is no shit, when I was stationed at Bragg, I was driving through Fayetteville one day and saw a bumper sticker that had a confederate flag on one side, the words on the sticker read, "If I had known this shit was going to happen I would have picked my own damn cotton!" I was shocked. I couldn't believe someone actually had that on thier car. What was funny was at the next stop light I pulled up next to him and it was a total red neck. Billy Ray Cyruss mullett and all. I couldn't help but laugh. 
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AngryPistols
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SkyShark wrote:This is no shit, when I was stationed at Bragg, I was driving through Fayetteville one day and saw a bumper sticker that had a confederate flag on one side, the words on the sticker read, "If I had known this shit was going to happen I would have picked my own damn cotton!" I was shocked. I couldn't believe someone actually had that on thier car. What was funny was at the next stop light I pulled up next to him and it was a total red neck. Billy Ray Cyruss mullett and all. I couldn't help but laugh.
There's gotta be someone on this site whose got a mullet!
Angry
USA 95B 84-87, TXARNG 91B 88-89, CIV 89-present
"Yet each man kills the thing he loves, some do it with a bitter look, some with a flattering word, the coward does it with a kiss, and the brave man with the sword. " -Oscar Wilde
USA 95B 84-87, TXARNG 91B 88-89, CIV 89-present
"Yet each man kills the thing he loves, some do it with a bitter look, some with a flattering word, the coward does it with a kiss, and the brave man with the sword. " -Oscar Wilde
Great idea, I went ahead and started one in the Guiness. :DSapper1SG(Ret.) wrote:We once put a bumper sticker on a fellow NCOs bumper that read "BITE ME, I"M GAY" he drove around for a week before he realized it was there. He then understood why he was getting disgusting looks at stoplights. He said we could've gotten his ass kicked. Another time I was a PSG about to PCS and was selling my car. The 1SG took the FOR SALE sign out of my car and put a BEWARE OF DOG sign in its place. The 1SG asked me everyday if I'd sold my car, I said hell no, ain't even got a call. Finally after about a week or so he told me and I sold it the next day. We always had alot of fun with bumper stickers and such. Someone ought to start a thread on best practical jokes, that would be entertaining.
It's all good.