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You know Engineers have too much time on their hands when you hear this...or see this...

I used to work at an Army base in Sydney and was invited to a house party one night by a girl friend. Went along all was good...chatting to a couple of the engineers, we came onto the subject of girl on girl experiences..we both agreed we had.

They wanted to see the action...but me and my friend aren't easy to convince...we agreed on one condition. They go first...about half an hour later they agreed. Ten minutes later they were psyching themselves up with the whole party of about thirty people...about twenty army of different units.

Then...Whoa!!! They did it...tongue and all...one minute. Of course me and my friend had to do the same but it was worth it when the next day at work a officer from the unit i was working with asked if i'd heard the story of two engineers making out just to see two girls do the same...

Really unappealing...i can say they didn't get any that night
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Post by Bell »

Not funny. Unappealing would be the right word.

The only thing interesting in this post is I'm led to believe you're a girl. Very interesting.

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Someone is disturbed
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There are lengths that are just too far ....Kissing a dude is one of them.
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Either you're a girl or very confused. :?

I read this earlier and thought not to reply.
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Yes i am female...and as my name suggests i am insane...ask any member of the ausspecialforces.com website...
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Krayzee wrote:Yes i am female...and as my name suggests i am insane...ask any member of the ausspecialforces.com website...

Gotta picture ? I know I for one am interested to see what a female soldier in Australia looks like. Esp. one into Chics... :lol:
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I second that. :wink:
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I third that.

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Umm... excuse me rangers but are we allowed to do that? Or was that a direct order? :?
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Direct order. You have my permission.

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my pic for your perousal Ranger Bell sir
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Soooo, what do they feed you down under? I should tell all the girls. :wink:
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I give up. You win. You're gonna make a fine officer.

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Post by Krayzee »

Thankyou Ranger Bell...most appreciated but i'd prefer to make a fine officer for my skill and leadership rather than how i look.

Ranger Chiron...everything mate... 8)
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