If you could change anything about your life, what would it

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » March 24th, 2005, 5:02 pm

Silverback wrote: I'm thinking "Ultimate Orange"

That stuff was good shit. Until they took it off the market.

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » March 24th, 2005, 5:10 pm

There'd be no legs in the Army today!

Dud · Post by **Dud** » March 24th, 2005, 5:23 pm

Would have chosen a different B&B for the rendezvous I had with Rangers Earthpig and Bell. Someone got the wrong impression . . .

Dud

FireFinder · Post by **FireFinder** » March 24th, 2005, 5:23 pm

SnafuRacer wrote:I would NEVER have insulted Ranger Silverback and members of the 3rd Ranger Battalion and gotten this hilarious avatar assigned to me.

Snaf, yer a funny bastard. I'll have to concur with Ranger Kilted Heathen on "Why can't all Muslims be like you".

:D :D :D

chkray · Post by **chkray** » March 24th, 2005, 5:26 pm

Kilted Heathen wrote:There'd be no legs in the Army today!

Then who would do the post details? Hmmm?

Who would there be to do the gofer work? Hmmm?

Who would there be to harass, intimidate, and make fun of? Hmmm?

Be careful what you wish for.

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » March 24th, 2005, 5:32 pm

chkray wrote:
Kilted Heathen wrote:There'd be no legs in the Army today!
Then who would do the post details? Hmmm?

Who would there be to do the gofer work? Hmmm?

Who would there be to harass, intimidate, and make fun of? Hmmm?

Be careful what you wish for.

Awww... fuck you!

chkray · Post by **chkray** » March 24th, 2005, 5:35 pm

chkray wrote:
Kilted Heathen wrote:There'd be no legs in the Army today!
Then who would do the post details? Hmmm?

Who would there be to do the gofer work? Hmmm?

Who would there be to harass, intimidate, and make fun of? Hmmm?

Be careful what you wish for.

NOTE: THE ABOVE WAS WRITTEN IN AN ADMITTEDLY LAME ATTEMPT AT HUMOR, AND WAS NOT INTENDED AS A SERIOUS DERISION OF RANGER KILTED'S STATEMENT OF HIS DESIRE TO HAVE NO LEGS IN THE ARMY, NOR WAS IT MEANT TO IMPINGE UPON THE HONORABLE SERVICE OF CURRENT OR FUTURE LEGS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS CORRESPONDENCE.

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED HORSE-SHIT.

Bell · Post by **Bell** » March 24th, 2005, 5:45 pm

Stayed in the service.

RLTW
Bell

hit_it · Post by **hit_it** » March 24th, 2005, 7:03 pm

not come recruiting.

actually checked my AKO, when I was emailed a chance to get a job in a certain somethingt. checked back too late and it was gone.

not gotten married.

stayed in better shape, i wouldn't be busting my ass now.

went back to SFAS.

hit_it · Post by **hit_it** » March 24th, 2005, 7:15 pm

DirtyLeg wrote:gone airborne .... so people stop sayin "hey LEG"...

i guess that does suck, huh LEG!!!!!!!

we had chick t Bragg start crying because she was the only LEG in her shop.

her co-workers reminded her of it everyday. NCOIC too.

they got rid of her with the quickness. did a one for one with a Corps unit and got a sqaured away paratrooper who had been trying to get into Division for more than a year.

we can't blame you. God needed someone to be the trash collectors.

ROS · Post by **ROS** » March 24th, 2005, 7:35 pm

I would have bought my .45 while I was still married. Ammo is cheaper than a divorce.

Ranger2 · Post by **Ranger2** » March 25th, 2005, 7:17 am

I should have stayed in and went to SFAS. Biggest regret is not serving after 9/11.

Ranger2

eltrane · Post by **eltrane** » March 25th, 2005, 8:40 am

1. Gotten an airborne/Ranger CONTRACT, instead of trusting that I could 'volunteer in basic'.

2. Re-enlisted in '88 for at least 4 more years.