Hilary's Dream

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IntelToad
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Hilary's Dream

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One night, Hilary Clinton is laying in bed thinking about running for President.

She falls asleep only to see the ghost of George Washington at the foot of her bed.

"IF YOU WANT TO BE PRESIDENT, YOU MUST NEVER LIE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE" he thunders.

"Okay, Mr. President" she says.

The next night she falls asleep and wakes up to see the ghost of Thomas Jefferson at the foot of her bed.

"IF YOU WANT TO BE PRESIDENT, YOU MUST ALWAYS BELIEVE IN THE AMERICAN PEOPLE" he bellows.

"Okay, Mr. President, she says.

On the last night, she falls asleep and wakes up to see the ghost of Abraham Lincoln at the foot of her bed.

"IF YOU WANT TO BE PRESIDENT........hey, have you thought about going to the theater more often ??"
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:D :D :D :D :D :D
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Post by Steadfast »

Is it true that Bill Clinton moved to Harlem after Hillary attended the Lorena Bobbit Institute and got a degree? :lol:



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