http://www.specialoperations.com/Humor/RangerSF.html
I got a chuckle out of this hope you all enjoy. :D
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The Holmchicken
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When I was getting ready to enlist, I was talking to my Sheriff's Dept. supervisor, who was prior SF. I was trying to decide whether to try for SF or Rangers. I asked him what the difference was. Here's what he said.
If you had a squad of Rangers down in a valley and a company sized enemy element occupying the nearby hill, and the order came down to take the hill.....the Rangers would circle up, fix bayonets, give each other a head-butt, yell "HOOAH!," and charge the hill. They would be victorious and suffer no casualties.
If you had an SF Team in the above scenario, with the exact same specifics, they would find a big shade tree, circle up under the tree in a seated position, pop open a case of indig beer, and radio in an air strike. They would also be victorious and suffer no casualties.
I found his playful assessment to be fairly accurate.
RLTW
EP
If you had a squad of Rangers down in a valley and a company sized enemy element occupying the nearby hill, and the order came down to take the hill.....the Rangers would circle up, fix bayonets, give each other a head-butt, yell "HOOAH!," and charge the hill. They would be victorious and suffer no casualties.
If you had an SF Team in the above scenario, with the exact same specifics, they would find a big shade tree, circle up under the tree in a seated position, pop open a case of indig beer, and radio in an air strike. They would also be victorious and suffer no casualties.
I found his playful assessment to be fairly accurate.
RLTW
EP
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