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How many Rangers does it take to change a light bulb?

2, one Pvt to change it and the other a Spec-4 that kicks the chair out from under him. :lol:
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Good one! :D :lol: :lol:

How many RI's does it take?

Four...one screws it in while the other three bitch about how they did it "back when it was hard!" :D
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Kilted Heathen wrote:Good one! :D :lol: :lol:

How many RI's does it take?

Four...one screws it in while the other three bitch about how they did it "back when it was hard!" :D
:lol: :lol:
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H8 Train wrote:How many Rangers does it take to change a light bulb?
10: 1 PVT to change it and 9 SGT's to stand around and talk about how hard it was when they use to do it. :lol:
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How many RIP flunkies does it take to shave you down Hate? :twisted: :lol:

Also, is lev shaving taught at 1st batt, or do the worst batters get there first lesson at RIP after the orders are cut? :lol:
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Hey Jabba your mom is calling you she wants her G-String and lipstick back. :lol:
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How many Rangers does it take to change a light buld ? .....NONE we aint scared of the dark.
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