The old CSM

[Slowpoke]

Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial
flight. After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man
in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a
low (loud) voice, "General, United States Army, retired. Married, two
sons, both surgeons."

After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tight
lipped smile, "General, National Guard, retired. Married,
two sons, both judges."

After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to
introduce himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims,

"CSM, United States Army Ranger, retired. Never married, two sons . . .
both Generals."