A few questions regarding Rangers...

Rubes · Post by **Rubes** » February 3rd, 2005, 8:54 pm

Kilted Heathen wrote:I got Ranger qualified and became an RI without citizenship.
Now stop asking fuckin' questions and join up.

I thought you needed a security clearance to become a Ranger? If there's some way I can do this without waiting three years for citizenship I'm fuckin there.

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » February 3rd, 2005, 9:08 pm

No you're fuckin' not.
Asshole.
The average enlisted man that attends Ranger School outside of Regiment has between 4 to 6 yrs of hard soldiering behind him.
There's no fuckin' shortcuts.
Your priority is citizenship.
Now shut the fuck up.

Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » February 3rd, 2005, 9:12 pm

Smoke wrote:Ranger Abell9,

Your post reminded me about what a guy I work with told me.
Quote, Any one can get a Ranger Tab, even women all they have to do is take a correspondence course. End quote. He also tells he was a DS in the 82nd. I don't really believe him but he's fun to listen to.

Smoke

Are you fucking talking?!

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » February 3rd, 2005, 9:29 pm

I was thinking the same thing!
Do pushups asshole.
Tell that dick you work with he's a cunt and report back.

Rock Island Ranger · February 3rd, 2005, 9:32 pm

Smoke wrote:Ranger Abell9,

Your post reminded me about what a guy I work with told me.
Quote, Any one can get a Ranger Tab, even women all they have to do is take a correspondence course. End quote. He also tells he was a DS in the 82nd. I don't really believe him but he's fun to listen to.

Smoke

Please Smoke, tell the guy you work with that The Pastor said this. Please do quote me:

Here, Ill do it for you:
YOU:The Pastor said to tell you that you are too fuckin stupid to know what it takes to be a Ranger. He said it's fucking idiots like you that give the male gender a bad name.
HIM: Huh, whose The Pastor?
YOU: He preached at the Church of Ill Kick Your Fat Ass and he said you are a waste of sperm.

Note: You have my permission to inform him of this website AND to say that "The Pastor has revivals all around the country and if you would like to meet him and have a prayer session, he would be happy to come lay hands on and heal your gumpy ass!"

Got all that Smoke. Now, go pass on the message my son.

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » February 3rd, 2005, 9:48 pm

But don't forget to call him a cunt.

Rubes · Post by **Rubes** » February 4th, 2005, 4:48 pm

Kilted Heathen wrote:No you're fuckin' not.
Asshole.
The average enlisted man that attends Ranger School outside of Regiment has between 4 to 6 yrs of hard soldiering behind him.
There's no fuckin' shortcuts.
Your priority is citizenship.
Now shut the fuck up.

I'm not looking to go to Ranger School anytime soon. I've only considered going through RIP and being assigned to a battalion so far. I don't know why you assume I'm trying to take shortcuts. I am willingly to do all the work required, I was just wondering if I can get into training without waiting three years to get citizenship.

You said that you became Ranger qualfied without citizenship. How is this possible if Ranger's require a securit clearance? I'm simply wondering how you did it, I'm not trying to get out of anything.

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » February 4th, 2005, 4:57 pm

You need to pay the price of your ticket before you start expecting tricks of the trade here.
Now I told you to shut the fuck up.
If you do that and utilize your search button you'll find where I've aluded to this subject before.
And don't fuckin' question me again, you're lucky I've even mentioned this shit.
And address me as Ranger.Cunt...

Rubes · Post by **Rubes** » February 4th, 2005, 5:14 pm

Using the search button, Ranger Kilted Heathen...

Reading your post about interim-level clearance...

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » February 4th, 2005, 5:43 pm

And now...shut up.
After you have finished reading you will go directly to google and get access to an INS website.
You will down load the required forms and report back.
There are three that pertain to your situation.
That's just for naturalisation if you already posess a green card.
You can't join the service without that.
You don't have to take my advice,you can stumble blind if you prefer.
But if I don't take you seriously...you get no fuckin' help.
Now..do what you're fuckin' told.

Gravedigger · Post by **Gravedigger** » February 4th, 2005, 8:06 pm

Kilted really is a nice guy....really he is!

Gravedigger · Post by **Gravedigger** » February 4th, 2005, 8:07 pm

The Pastor does have seminarys around the country, I know of one in Mt.

Rock Island Ranger · February 4th, 2005, 8:19 pm

SMOKE! Did you pass on my message, son?

Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » February 4th, 2005, 11:08 pm

Abell9 wrote:SMOKE! Did you pass on my message, son?

Hell no, he blew you off. He'd rather say "Fuck Ranger Abell" than do all that work....

Rock Island Ranger · February 4th, 2005, 11:16 pm

Saltbitch wrote:
Abell9 wrote:SMOKE! Did you pass on my message, son?
Hell no, he blew you off. He'd rather say "Fuck Ranger Abell" than do all that work....

That would be....an error.

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