Seduction

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » February 1st, 2005, 2:08 am

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » February 1st, 2005, 2:46 am

SnafuRacer wrote:OMG...Women are EVIL

But not the one in your avatar....now that's TASTEY!!!

McD · Post by **McD** » February 1st, 2005, 4:07 am

When did you start bartending there bro.!!

The_Teabag · Post by **The_Teabag** » February 2nd, 2005, 3:37 pm

Adam and Evil

Need i say more

Rock Island Ranger · February 2nd, 2005, 4:13 pm

I can't speak for everyone but...Ive eaten worse on a good night.

Joseph PrettyDeepWater · February 2nd, 2005, 4:37 pm

You had me laughing pretty hard Ranger Slowpoke.

~Joseph