Ralph returns from the doctor and sadly tells his wife that his doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.
Given this sad prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,
"Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please
do it one more time?"
Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.
Later, as Ralph gets back into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please .. just one more time before I die?" She says, "Of course, dear." And they make love for the third time.
After this session, ! the wife rolls over & falls asleep. Ralph,however, is more worried about his impending death, & tosses & turns until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife and says,
"Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could .. ?"
At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Ralph, I have to get up in the morning ... you don't."
RALPH'S LAST HOURS ON EARTH
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RALPH'S LAST HOURS ON EARTH
RS Class 5-82
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
