An old cowboy goes to a bar and orders a drink. As he sits sipping his whiskey, a young lady sits down next to him.
She turns to the cowboy and asks: "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replies: "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences and branding cattle, so I guess I am."
She replies: "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women."
The two sit sipping in silence.
A short time later, a young man sits down the other side of the old cowboy and asks: "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replies: "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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