Things That Hallmark Cards Don't Say

[Pop]

THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY

My tire was thumping.

I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!

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Heard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

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So your daughter's a hooker,

and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,

it's really good pay.

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )

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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?

[Mom in Texas]

Thanks Pop, needed a chuckle this morning. :)

[tN4rg]

THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY


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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )

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Crap, that reminds me. My uncle dad's birthday is on Friday.