The Funeral Home

[IntelToad]

An old lady is talking to a funeral director about her deceased husband.

"Joe wanted to be buried in a blue suit, but I'm afraid that I can't afford to buy him one so he's going to have to wear the black one he has on."

The funeral director scratches his head and then says "Wait a second, we just got another gentleman here today who has a blue suit on. As luck would have it, his wife wants him to be buried in a black one."

Later that night at the viewing, the old lady says to him "thank you so much for switching suits...was it difficult to do ?"

"Nah" smiles the director, "I just swapped their heads."

[Ranger2]

Now that's a Ranger joke.

Ranger2

[Steadfast]

This joke is certainly heads above the other's!