Pirate

Vee · Post by **Vee** » December 22nd, 2004, 6:24 am

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

"Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.

My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird shit."

"It was my first day with the hook."

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » December 22nd, 2004, 6:40 am

Natty Light Ninja · Post by **Natty Light Ninja** » January 4th, 2005, 3:06 pm

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel down his pants.

The bartender asks, "Uh...do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"

The pirate replies, "Arrrrr! It's driving me nuts!"

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » January 4th, 2005, 4:56 pm

You guys are fucking retarded.

Jim Jones · Post by **Jim Jones** » January 5th, 2005, 2:39 am

Did you hear about that new pirate movie?

It's Rated Aaarrrrrrr!

Thank you! I'll be here all night!