being called Ranger without attending ranger school?

Creeping Death · Post by **Creeping Death** » January 4th, 2005, 9:24 am

Damn, this channel is better.

The Hell with passing the popcorn, boys. We'd better start making some more. Now where in the Hell is the microwave in this joint?

Vee, seeing as how I've heard your voice over the phone, I am now forced to say that I am absolutely positive that you MUST be one BUTT CRACK UGLY FUCKING CHICK!

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

This is gonna be good.

Vee · Post by **Vee** » January 4th, 2005, 9:40 am

I oughta just kick your ass drill sergeant.

I'm glad we're not at a bar.

Bell · Post by **Bell** » January 4th, 2005, 9:45 am

Vee wrote:I outta just kick your ass drill sergeant.

I'm glad we're not at a bar.

No. Now we talked about this Ranger Vee. HE'S glad you guys aren't in a bar. I know you.

RLTW
Bell

Vee · Post by **Vee** » January 4th, 2005, 9:57 am

DoorGunner wrote:

Ranger Bugsy, quick send Ranger Vee a CD. That should calm him down! We appear to be very ill tempered and out of sorts.

I'm sure you'd take it real calm if someone called you a bitch.

McD · Post by **McD** » January 4th, 2005, 10:03 am

Vee wrote:
DoorGunner wrote: Bareeeeath deeeeeep!
Ranger Bugsy, quick send Ranger Vee a CD. That should calm him down! We appear to be very ill tempered and out of sorts.

I'm sure you'd take it real calm if someone called you a bitch.

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I'm sorry Vee... Buddy.. but I'm laughing my ass off here. A bitch Uh.... you ain't fumming or anything are Ya??

You seem agrivated!!

Bugsy · Post by **Bugsy** » January 4th, 2005, 10:07 am

DoorGunner wrote: Bareeeeath deeeeeep!

Ranger Bugsy, quick send Ranger Vee a CD. That should calm him down! We appear to be very ill tempered and out of sorts.

I did, but V got the Rock-N-Roll CD, there ain't much mild mannered music on that one, if anything he's gonna be Rock-N-Roll Ready to KICK SOME ASS.....

Maybe I should send him one of my Highway to Hell AC/DC CD's that should put him in the correct mood, course I don't think ole Ranger V-Rod will need any MOOD MUSIC

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » January 4th, 2005, 10:08 am

What kind of Drill are you?

You can't fuckin' be Infantry.

You and Depforbutterbar need to skip away together and make a fucking massengil commercial! :D :D :D
You couldn't tell if Ranger Vee was male or female?
I thought faggots had an instinct for that kinda shit?
Jesus Christ...

Vee · Post by **Vee** » January 4th, 2005, 10:23 am

Creeping Death wrote:
Vee, seeing as how I've heard your voice over the phone, I am now forced to say that I am absolutely positive that you MUST be one BUTT CRACK UGLY FUCKING CHICK!

I oughta just kick yer ass too......but I can't get within 1500 meters :?

DS1979 · Post by **DS1979** » January 4th, 2005, 10:49 am

Oh man Oh man....Rangers my words are obviously being misunderstood here...thats why sometimes i dont like typing on the internet because someone can read your words and misinterpret them....

Ranger Vee, In NO way shape or form was i trying to be disrespectful, so if my words came across as such, please accept my apologies...and my apologies to any Ranger for that matter....

Rangers, i'm a guest in YOUR HOUSE, and im fully aware of that so i'm not trying to be disrespectful AT ALL....

Your a decent group of guys, and im here to just learn....I hope this lets you all know where im coming from....

And as far as not using the search key...im really not that computer literate.....thats why i needed some assistance in learning how to use that thing, but a couple of guys already pm'ed me explaining how to use it....

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » January 4th, 2005, 10:54 am

Just remember DEPs can read your dumbshit fuckin' comments and you're making real DSs' look fucking ignorant!
A decent group of guys?
Why...thankyou...CUNT!

Bugsy · Post by **Bugsy** » January 4th, 2005, 10:58 am

At this point (after questioning if V was male or female, whether he meant what he said annnnnd the fact that you're an E-6!?!) I'm thinkin you probably need a drink and should sit back and take a moment to THINK

Especially since you "are" from Ft. Lost in the Woods.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » January 4th, 2005, 11:08 am

Put on Pink Floyd one song in particular is good for this shitola.

Momentary Lapse Of Reason

ZZ TOP is good follow-up stompin music.

All we had was David Peel & the lower eastside song is:

UP AGAINST THE WALL MUTHERFUCKER!

Fuck the popcorn, I wanna see teeth rollin!