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by Horned Toad
January 6th, 2004, 9:53 pm
Forum: 75th Ranger Regiment Public Forum
Topic: Ranger Poser?
Replies: 43
Views: 15095

Desert Sloth could post a pretty funny story about fakers, I just remember getting a piece of paper in my mailbox at work with a photocopied scroll and some other patches on it that had been cut off this tools BDU shirt with the words I GOT HIM underneath in big letters
by Horned Toad
January 5th, 2004, 11:30 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Quotes II
Replies: 11
Views: 5471

DAMNIT my name is Meatloaf, not John fucking Candy, and no you cant have my autograph!!
by Horned Toad
January 5th, 2004, 10:48 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Team Excelsior turning in assignment
Replies: 15
Views: 5598

I thought Maj Rogers " Plan of Discipline" had 28 paragraphs not 19 I'd flunk you for no attention to detail, buts that just me and I didn’t give you the assignment
by Horned Toad
January 5th, 2004, 6:44 pm
Forum: Close Combat
Topic: Lion Hunt
Replies: 25
Views: 15381

goddamn coldnuts you had to mention snakes, I just had the flashback of someone we all know bent over a trail look at sign with the snake 12" away. I can still hear the yell!! AAAAAAYYYYYYIEEEEEEEEEMMMMUUUUUUUTTTTTTTHARRRFFFFFFUCKEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
by Horned Toad
December 23rd, 2003, 11:54 pm
Forum: About Ranger School - In Honor of Ranger BattleBoar - RIP
Topic: The Standing Orders.
Replies: 8
Views: 5202

so why does the dep have a hot bitch for his avatar
by Horned Toad
December 23rd, 2003, 11:49 pm
Forum: Close Combat
Topic: Lion Hunt
Replies: 25
Views: 15381

Not to keen on hunting just for trophies, if you watch it close the lion doesn’t decide on which target till last sec, he is snapping teeth at both shooter and guide, probably saved shooters life, I think lion was probably hit hard by first shot, you see the loin fall on landing, when do you ever ...
by Horned Toad
December 23rd, 2003, 11:35 pm
Forum: Personal Gear
Topic: Ranger Assault Carrying Kit
Replies: 18
Views: 22142

You know coldnuts I was just starting to not dislike your outfit so much. But a 2300 dollar vest, I have to say you can put a price tag on a life, mine is rated at 400 bucks or so for that shit vest I got and maybe 350-400(guessing here) on that fucked up inaccurate POS berretta.
by Horned Toad
December 20th, 2003, 11:42 am
Forum: About Airborne School
Topic: 101st/75th/82nd???
Replies: 21
Views: 30909

For all you wanna be 13F's here is a little jingle to help you remember your 15 subsequent corrections. My buddy Wayne in 3rd Bat came up with this if I remember right

Oh dont touch my dick please for V D really hurts this man sized rod

Rememebr the ryme and when in AIT all we be made clear!
by Horned Toad
December 18th, 2003, 12:42 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Great Song
Replies: 11
Views: 3331

I think they aught to find a copy of " Napalm sticks to kids" an oldie but a goodie.
by Horned Toad
December 18th, 2003, 3:26 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Great Song
Replies: 11
Views: 3331

The only way I want to look at it from the other side of the line is when I am coming back across the kill zone from doing an ambush on some dumbass. I'll get a real good look, right before I call in arty to cover my withdrawl.
by Horned Toad
December 17th, 2003, 9:42 am
Forum: Weapons of War
Topic: Finally, she's alive
Replies: 7
Views: 3726

If you got any questions on reloading just drop me a line, used to be in to it real big. Kinda got out of doing it but been looking to start shooting more, just a matter of finding the time.
by Horned Toad
December 17th, 2003, 9:35 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: The ice is very thin...and it is cracking!!
Replies: 65
Views: 20487

I would second EP's vote that Ray get a new avatar. I would also think that you deps could police yourselves alot better than you do. There is a private message feature on this forum. If a guy needs a little tune up you can send him a messsage saying that he needs to go read the rules and such. If t...
by Horned Toad
December 17th, 2003, 9:12 am
Forum: Weapons of War
Topic: Finally, she's alive
Replies: 7
Views: 3726

Are you using store bought ammo or do you load your own?
by Horned Toad
December 15th, 2003, 5:45 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Yo
Replies: 76
Views: 25668

Ok I vote to ban pathus/nonothing for good
failure to follow instructions

I think if he does have a option 40 then all this should be fowarded to RIP
by Horned Toad
December 15th, 2003, 1:26 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Yo
Replies: 76
Views: 25668

I am very sorry for actng like a jackass with the username Pathus. I thought this was just another forum with a bunch of wananbis posting information they know about Army Rangers. This is the real deal. I knew you would probably find out sooner or later, but now I know how to act. Pathus Another thi...

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