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by mortar_guy78
June 14th, 2010, 7:14 am
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: Roman gladiator cemetery found
Replies: 23
Views: 8579

Re: Roman gladiator cemetery found

RangerX wrote:And reality TV has NOTHING to do with reality.
No kidding. I hate "reality TV". Sorry, I just don't get the fascination with proving that the average civilian is a lying, conniving, buddy-fucking douche-canoe over and over again.
by mortar_guy78
June 14th, 2010, 7:01 am
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: Roman gladiator cemetery found
Replies: 23
Views: 8579

Re: Roman gladiator cemetery found

Rangers, I'm just testing the waters a bit here, would any of you support bringing regulated, televised, volunteer, gladiatorial death matches back ? I would. Why not? They've done every f-ing thing else on reality tv. Anyway, no I would not. Why the hell would I want to watch people get killed on ...
by mortar_guy78
June 11th, 2010, 6:43 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: The newest Darwin Award winner...
Replies: 7
Views: 3167

Re: The newest Darwin Award winner...

Sounds like someone dropped a steamer in the gene pool. I understand the urge to mess with cops. After all, I was 15 once. However, if experience has taught me anything, it's that messing with cops is pretty much like beating your head on a brick wall. I did puke on a cop once while in Savannah, tot...
by mortar_guy78
June 11th, 2010, 6:36 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: The Snake Model
Replies: 8
Views: 24568

Re: The Snake Model

That cracks me up every time I read it.
by mortar_guy78
June 11th, 2010, 6:31 pm
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: Who Allowed This !!!???
Replies: 27
Views: 8598

Re: Who Allowed This !!!???

rgrokelley is right. Alexander the Great was leading his father's armies into battle when he was 16. Clearly he did okay. Up until the last couple of hundred years, 14 and 15 year olds were considered adults and they acted accordingly. The reason kids these days stay immature well into their 20's is...
by mortar_guy78
June 11th, 2010, 4:07 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Intro
Replies: 14
Views: 4044

Re: Intro

You ain't kidding. My last brigade commander said that we counldn't even refer to a Soldier as "Joe" because it was degrading. Of course that rules out all of the other names. There's ways around it, though. Now, instead of telling a Soldier "You're a f-ing retard" I ask "Wh...
by mortar_guy78
June 11th, 2010, 3:57 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Intro
Replies: 14
Views: 4044

Re: Intro

Lunch,

Love your Avatar! You know I had to explain Koalafying to a group of Soldiers the other day because no one knew what it was?! Amazing. What the hell is going on with the army?
by mortar_guy78
June 11th, 2010, 3:23 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Intro
Replies: 14
Views: 4044

Re: Intro

Almost forgot. My PSG in 1-75 was SFC Inman, my Section Leader was crazy freakin' SSG Davis (Just an E-6 in this man's army), and my squad leader was SGT Crain (Sorry for calling you a sellout, dude). I'm looking to get in contact with Rangers Grove (Dirty Old Man), Brown, Richmond (Trouble in Parad...
by mortar_guy78
June 11th, 2010, 3:04 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Intro
Replies: 14
Views: 4044

Intro

Hello all. It's good to be here. It's been a long time since I have had contact with some of my Ranger buddies and I'm looking forward to hopefully being able to talk to some of them again. Being in Battalion was one of the best times of my life, excluding my first and second tours in Iraq. I served...

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