I'd be scared she eat me.
Yesterday I was between 2 fatties in the middle seat, and saw my laps disappear. Closed my eyes and imagined being wedged between 2 ginormous boobies. Works like a charm most of the time.
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- April 11th, 2008, 10:03 pm
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Outbound LAX
- Replies: 23
- Views: 6861
- March 31st, 2008, 12:04 pm
- Forum: The News Dump
- Topic: Files Suggest Venezuela Bid to Aid Colombia Rebels
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1773
Besides, Venezuela is also ignoring our economic embargo against Cuba.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/4901466.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/4901466.stm
- March 31st, 2008, 10:48 am
- Forum: The News Dump
- Topic: Files Suggest Venezuela Bid to Aid Colombia Rebels
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1773
Weren't we considering oil embargo against Venezuela? Man, we are stuck between a rock and a hard place here...we need the oil but we also do not like their actions. On another note, lots of rich Venezuelans are migrating to Miami and buying up the top property and many waterfront properties here. I...
- March 31st, 2008, 10:16 am
- Forum: The News Dump
- Topic: SSG Maupin's remains found
- Replies: 11
- Views: 4038
- March 24th, 2008, 7:32 pm
- Forum: Introduction Archive
- Topic: My Introduction
- Replies: 18
- Views: 5034
Welcome Ben. If you really want to do the International Politics and Foreign Area stuff, there are other opportunities out there in the Army as well other than in 35F. Research it with your recruiter. There are opportunities to use your degree in the Military Intel community, SF community (especiall...
- March 23rd, 2008, 10:52 pm
- Forum: The News Dump
- Topic: Man mugged while training for Army test
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2438
- March 19th, 2008, 6:32 pm
- Forum: 75th Ranger Regiment Public Forum
- Topic: A question about glasses.
- Replies: 20
- Views: 11489
The Army fixed my eyes...less than a month later I was on the plane to OIF. Haven't had any vision problems other than dry eyes initially - I carried eye drops everywhere I went while I was overseas. My eyes had been stable for 5 years when I got the surgery. Back when I got in line for the eye surg...
- March 16th, 2008, 5:07 pm
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: Is Your Air Too Dirty To Breath?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 3960
I was thinking the same thing. You want clean air...you need to visit Rustamiyah (Baghdad). It sits on the shores of the Diyala River and 300 meters from a sewer treament facility. yeah, I'm not measuring dicks here, but the first night here I woke up at 0300 thinking someone had stuffed shit into ...
- March 16th, 2008, 4:56 pm
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Bad day at the office
- Replies: 10
- Views: 3066
- March 13th, 2008, 10:02 pm
- Forum: Introduction Archive
- Topic: Intro
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2847
- March 13th, 2008, 9:52 pm
- Forum: Introduction Archive
- Topic: --- Introduction ---
- Replies: 50
- Views: 13689
Standards: Pushups - body must be straight like a board from your head to feet and the body must move as one unit (like no sagging or arching in the middle while you are doing the pushups). Hands and feet must remain in contact with the ground at all times. In the up position your elbows must be str...
- March 13th, 2008, 9:29 pm
- Forum: About Army Physical Training
- Topic: Training a fellow Cadet
- Replies: 14
- Views: 6004
If your ROTC program is formation pt on M, W, and F, and intervals/weight training on Tues and Thurs, stick with that program. It's five days a week and that is plenty. She does need recovery. If you want to do a sixth day, have her do the PT test. In terms of squats, if strength is lacking, she is...
- March 12th, 2008, 10:30 pm
- Forum: Introduction Archive
- Topic: New Here (wife)
- Replies: 17
- Views: 4551
Re: New Here (wife)
My husband is currently at an RTB but we're PCSing to 275 in June. Just wondering what I can expect. We were only dating when he was at battalion before and I know it will be different for me, since we're now married. And RTB is pretty lax... :) I only know one other wife up there. Where to live? J...
- March 12th, 2008, 10:06 pm
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Random thought of the moment.
- Replies: 5221
- Views: 1755562
- March 12th, 2008, 9:54 pm
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Be warned: disgusting joke ahead.
- Replies: 15
- Views: 4650
One of my PVT's back in '02 or '03 got a blowjob for $7 in the bushes by 7-Eleven (or Circle K?) in Tillicum. She asked him how much he had and $7 was all he had. I pee'd on a homeless dude back there one night after coming from the Black Angus. Didn't know he was there til the trash started moving...