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by scubask
April 11th, 2008, 10:03 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Outbound LAX
Replies: 23
Views: 6861

I'd be scared she eat me.

Yesterday I was between 2 fatties in the middle seat, and saw my laps disappear. Closed my eyes and imagined being wedged between 2 ginormous boobies. Works like a charm most of the time.
by scubask
March 31st, 2008, 12:04 pm
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: Files Suggest Venezuela Bid to Aid Colombia Rebels
Replies: 5
Views: 1773

Besides, Venezuela is also ignoring our economic embargo against Cuba.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/4901466.stm
by scubask
March 31st, 2008, 10:48 am
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: Files Suggest Venezuela Bid to Aid Colombia Rebels
Replies: 5
Views: 1773

Weren't we considering oil embargo against Venezuela? Man, we are stuck between a rock and a hard place here...we need the oil but we also do not like their actions. On another note, lots of rich Venezuelans are migrating to Miami and buying up the top property and many waterfront properties here. I...
by scubask
March 31st, 2008, 10:16 am
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: SSG Maupin's remains found
Replies: 11
Views: 4038

RIP ~
by scubask
March 24th, 2008, 7:32 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: My Introduction
Replies: 18
Views: 5034

Welcome Ben. If you really want to do the International Politics and Foreign Area stuff, there are other opportunities out there in the Army as well other than in 35F. Research it with your recruiter. There are opportunities to use your degree in the Military Intel community, SF community (especiall...
by scubask
March 23rd, 2008, 10:52 pm
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: Man mugged while training for Army test
Replies: 6
Views: 2438

This guy should not be running with an iPod outside. Safety hazard - never know if someone is honking at you because they're about to run you over. Or running up to mug you. Besides, train as you fight, right? Last PT test I took I don't remember allowing anyone to run with an iPod.
by scubask
March 19th, 2008, 6:32 pm
Forum: 75th Ranger Regiment Public Forum
Topic: A question about glasses.
Replies: 20
Views: 11489

The Army fixed my eyes...less than a month later I was on the plane to OIF. Haven't had any vision problems other than dry eyes initially - I carried eye drops everywhere I went while I was overseas. My eyes had been stable for 5 years when I got the surgery. Back when I got in line for the eye surg...
by scubask
March 16th, 2008, 5:07 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Is Your Air Too Dirty To Breath?
Replies: 17
Views: 3960

I was thinking the same thing. You want clean air...you need to visit Rustamiyah (Baghdad). It sits on the shores of the Diyala River and 300 meters from a sewer treament facility. yeah, I'm not measuring dicks here, but the first night here I woke up at 0300 thinking someone had stuffed shit into ...
by scubask
March 16th, 2008, 4:56 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Bad day at the office
Replies: 10
Views: 3066

I've seen someone chuck a computer out a 3rd story window once...
by scubask
March 13th, 2008, 10:02 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Intro
Replies: 12
Views: 2847

You must have done some pretty neat stuff on a 1-team. Welcome and thanks for your service.
by scubask
March 13th, 2008, 9:52 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: --- Introduction ---
Replies: 50
Views: 13689

Standards: Pushups - body must be straight like a board from your head to feet and the body must move as one unit (like no sagging or arching in the middle while you are doing the pushups). Hands and feet must remain in contact with the ground at all times. In the up position your elbows must be str...
by scubask
March 13th, 2008, 9:29 pm
Forum: About Army Physical Training
Topic: Training a fellow Cadet
Replies: 14
Views: 6004

If your ROTC program is formation pt on M, W, and F, and intervals/weight training on Tues and Thurs, stick with that program. It's five days a week and that is plenty. She does need recovery. If you want to do a sixth day, have her do the PT test. In terms of squats, if strength is lacking, she is...
by scubask
March 12th, 2008, 10:30 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: New Here (wife)
Replies: 17
Views: 4551

Re: New Here (wife)

My husband is currently at an RTB but we're PCSing to 275 in June. Just wondering what I can expect. We were only dating when he was at battalion before and I know it will be different for me, since we're now married. And RTB is pretty lax... :) I only know one other wife up there. Where to live? J...
by scubask
March 12th, 2008, 10:06 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Random thought of the moment.
Replies: 5221
Views: 1755562

Was watching TV tonight...
Viagra (and other Viagra-like pills) commercials on TV say to seek medical attention if you have an erection lasting 4 hours or longer.

My thoughts are, who wouldn't want an erection lasting shorter than that? :lol:
by scubask
March 12th, 2008, 9:54 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Be warned: disgusting joke ahead.
Replies: 15
Views: 4650

One of my PVT's back in '02 or '03 got a blowjob for $7 in the bushes by 7-Eleven (or Circle K?) in Tillicum. She asked him how much he had and $7 was all he had. I pee'd on a homeless dude back there one night after coming from the Black Angus. Didn't know he was there til the trash started moving...

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