The Untimely Beer

[merlyn]

A gay guy walks into a neighborhood pub; and sits down
at the end of the bar. The bartender looks up from his
want ads, and says "What the hell do you want?". The
gay guy says he wants a beer. The bartender proceeds
to tell him that now is not a good time to come in for a
beer. The gay guy asks why is that. The bartender says
"Do you see that factory across the street? Well, any
minute now this bar is going to be full of sweaty, dirty
smelly pissed-off and very thirsty factory workers. They
are not going to take kindly to your being here". The
gay guy says he will be very quit with driking his beer.
The bartender says "Okay, its your funeral". Just at that
time, the pub door slams open; and in walks a big hot,
sweaty, stinky, dirty and very pissed-off man. He says
"I am so fuckin thirsty that I could lick the sweat off of
a bull's nuts". The gay guy turns around, looks at the
factory worker and says "Moo moo, big fella".