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Rock Island Ranger
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Roman numers (numerals) ???
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Damn!!!!

Gonna have to work harder at stumping you guys.
In the meantime....
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What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
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Warriorwife wrote:What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?

Learned that in 3rd Grade.

Queue
RS Class # 7-76

I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.

¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?

The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
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A man walks into a pub and sits down at the bar, and simply orders a water. The bartender looks at the man, and then, quickly pulls out a shotgun and points it at the man. The man says "Thank you," and leaves. Why did they behave this way?
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Warriorwife wrote:A man walks into a pub and sits down at the bar, and simply orders a water. The bartender looks at the man, and then, quickly pulls out a shotgun and points it at the man. The man says "Thank you," and leaves. Why did they behave this way?
Wow....maybe he ordered water for hiccups but the barkeep decided he could help and pointeed a gun at him?????
RS Class # 7-76

I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.

¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?

The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
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Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do it?
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289sotherhalf wrote:Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do it?
Well, he probably pissed himself as the ice melted and he slowly choked to death; hence the yellowish tint to the puddle. Wait, did I just make that part up?
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What English word has the letter "i" in it six times?
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indivisibility
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