Riddle me this:

[289sotherhalf]

I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, I feel good.

What am I?

_______________________________________

A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.

What am I?

_______________________________________

I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.

What am I?

_______________________________________

My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.

Who am I?

[KW Driver]

I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, I feel good.

What am I?

_______________________________________

A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.

What am I?

_______________________________________

I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.

What am I?

_______________________________________

My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.

Who am I?

1. nose
2. the bride's maid
3. arrow
4. barrister

[SmileyTFJ]

I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, I feel good.

What am I?

_______________________________________

A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.

What am I?

_______________________________________

I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.

What am I?

_______________________________________

My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.

Who am I?

1. nose
2. the bride's maid
3. arrow
4. barrister

2 is wedding ring

[Ranger175csar]

4 is a lawyer

[KW Driver]

Main Entry: bar·ris·ter
Pronunciation: 'ber-&-st&r, 'ba-r&-
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English barrester, from barre bar + -ster (as in legister lawyer)
: a counsel admitted to plead at the bar and undertake the public trial of causes in an English superior court -- compare SOLICITOR

Main Entry: so·lic·i·tor
Pronunciation: s&-'li-s&-t&r, -'lis-t&r
Function: noun
1 : one that solicits; especially : an agent that solicits (as contributions to charity)
2 : a British lawyer who advises clients, represents them in the lower courts, and prepares cases for barristers to try in higher courts
3 : the chief law officer of a municipality, county, or government department
- so·lic·i·tor·ship /-"ship/ noun

I was being a smartass.

[289sotherhalf]

1. nose
3. arrow
4. barrister

Correct, Ranger KW Driver!

2 is wedding ring

Correct, Smiley!

[Ranger175csar]

1. nose
3. arrow
4. barrister

Correct, Ranger KW Driver!

2 is wedding ring

Correct, Smiley!

Well im was being a stupid fucker...... SMART ASS

[Warriorwife]

Can you complete this sequence of letters???

o, t, t, f, f, s, s, _, _, _.

[Silverback]

Can you complete this sequence of letters???

o, t, t, f, f, s, s, _, _, _.

e,n,t

[Warriorwife]

What is the one common thing shared by all three items in each group?

Group 1
a cow
a shoe
a baby

Group 2
a doctor's office
a post office
music

Group 3
a zipper
a shark
a comb

Group 4
restaurant goer
a bird
the Senate

Group 5
a potato
a hurricane
a target

Group 6
a river
a person
a cave

[Oto-Man]

What is the one common thing shared by all three items in each group?

Group 1
a cow
a shoe
a baby

tongue

Group 2
a doctor's office
a post office
music


note

Group 3
a zipper
a shark
a comb


teeth


Group 4
restaurant goer
a bird
the Senate

shit?!? edited to add: bill

Group 5
a potato
a hurricane
a target

eye

Group 6
a river
a person
a cave

mouth

[Warriorwife]

Damn!
Your turn. :D

thinking to herself...gotta find some harder stuff!

[Warriorwife]

Eight and five, last name and given,
We are one six six six even;
The first in cow, the last in oxen
Three in damsel, three in vixen.

Question: What are we called?

[Silverback]

Eight and five, last name and given,
We are one six six six even;
The first in cow, the last in oxen
Three in damsel, three in vixen.

Question: What are we called?

I'll let someone else get this one

Preferably a Catholic...sorry for the hint