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A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it.

What is his favorite drink?
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Breast milk............. :wink:
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Hoover wrote:Breast milk.............
Not the man in this riddle, Ranger Hoover, but I could see a man wanting that from the source.
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well..............you can see what I'm thinking about........BREASTS!!!!!!!!!
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second guess of course would be "tea"
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Hoover wrote:well..............you can see what I'm thinking about........BREASTS!!!!!!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Hoover wrote:second guess of course would be "tea"
Tea isn't it either, Ranger Hoover.
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This thread is wrecking me head..........last guess...(or close to it)........the shower, the pool..........?
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Hoover wrote:This thread is wrecking me head..........last guess...(or close to it)........the shower, the pool..........?
I just got it so here's a hint Hoover................it's Holloween time!

2+2=4
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AbnRgr289 wrote:
Hoover wrote:This thread is wrecking me head..........last guess...(or close to it)........the shower, the pool..........?
I just got it so here's a hint Hoover................it's Holloween time!

2+2=4

Duh, blood..................I had to google it.
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AbnRgr289 wrote:I just got it so here's a hint Hoover................it's Holloween time!

2+2=4
I vant to suck your................... :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh, who am I kidding, I already suck the life outta ya! :wink:
Hoover wrote:
Duh, blood..................I had to google it.
Yep, that's it, Ranger Hoover.

I had to throw one in there for Halloween. :D
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289sotherhalf wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:I just got it so here's a hint Hoover................it's Holloween time!

2+2=4
I vant to suck your................... :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh, who am I kidding, I already suck the life outta ya! :wink:
Ya' I know, thats why I'm so high up in the NLC! :shock:
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HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
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AbnRgr289 wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:I just got it so here's a hint Hoover................it's Holloween time!

2+2=4
I vant to suck your................... :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh, who am I kidding, I already suck the life outta ya! :wink:
Ya' I know, thats why I'm so high up in the NLC! :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Flying through the air and floating on the seas
Weaving and bobbing and bending one's knees
Hot or cold, one cares not the season
Do this to live is their only stated reason
What am I?
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289sotherhalf wrote:Flying through the air and floating on the seas
Weaving and bobbing and bending one's knees
Hot or cold, one cares not the season
Do this to live is their only stated reason
What am I?
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RangerX wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Flying through the air and floating on the seas
Weaving and bobbing and bending one's knees
Hot or cold, one cares not the season
Do this to live is their only stated reason
What am I?
Image
Correct Ranger RangerX! :D
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